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Final Log

The following log is the final event from Star Conquest, an online text-based multiplayer game created by Squid Soft and in existence from 1998 through 2005. This event occured on September 5, 2005 from approximately 7:00-8:30 PM CDT.

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[Grenwold; Large Clearing]
You gather that this planet's name is some rendering of "green world," as that would certainly describe it well. Its sun has a distinct bluish tinge, and its plants produce a much greener form of chlorophyll as a result. The trees reach high into the air, and consist of a smooth yellow trunk until halfway up their length, when they divide into hundreds of fractal branches. A form of very fine green moss covers every available surface.
The one-person flitter "Galapagos", the four-person explorer "Star Conquest", the one-person marauder "Empedocles", the twelve-person warhammer "Antecedence", the twelve-person warhammer "Sphyrna Mokarran", the one-person marauder "Unavoidable Destiny", the ten-person battlecruiser "FSU Count Zero Interrupt" (casting a neon cyan glow), the two-person intercepter "Flying hope" (casting a neon red glow), the one-person flitter "Apolyon", the one-person flitter "One Little Ship", the one-person marauder "Time Expired", the one-person marauder "Willow Rose", the two-person arrow "Black Coral Skimmer", the one-person flitter "Drumline", the five-person empriser "Peaceful Gesture", the two-person asteroid hauler "Relentless Pursuit", the eight-person journeyer "Sinful Nova", the ten-person battlecruiser "Shades of Eden", the two-person asteroid hauler "Nonplussed", the two-person intercepter "Concentrated Chaos", the five-person medium merchant ship "Event Horizon", the one-person flitter "The End Is Coming!", the six-person pinnacle "Translucent Dreams in a Distorted Reality" (casting a neon blue glow), the five-person medium merchant ship "MyFreighter", the ten-person battlecruiser "FSU Amazingly Filthy Whore", and the five-person empriser "One Step Into Infinity" are landed here.
You see a small metallic tetrahedron, a small mound of soil, a leafy orange plant, a small mound of soil, and a spherical security drone here.
Sugar the droid and Spice the droid are following behind you.
You can go north.
enter "star conquest"
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Airlock]
You can go out and into the ship.
Sugar the droid walks into the area, following closely behind you.
Spice the droid walks into the area, following closely behind you.
enter
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Control Room]
Tyler Zahn, Jason McDevitt, Millie Didjermom, Lily Hartman (staring into space), Gideon Michailovic, Miles Prower, Karsten Broderick, Ariana Hickerspoff, Jason White, Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast, Ather Jammoa, Kyrith Kemura (lying down), Sabin Shade, Muiri Sato, Devin Garner, Tony Matos, Stefanie Richardson, Sanity Assassin, Honkey Hepherstein, Xander Sagato, Ryan Michael (lying down), Dorrin McVea, Thoreau Halliwell, Maxel Quihotankin, Aedan Waterford, Duncan West, Tia Meissner, Andrew Webster, Blake Allen, Ivan Volkov, Freya Londunne, Cornelius Londunne (sitting on Freya Londunne), David Humphreys, Clinton Waterbury, Lysander Othin, Bat Smith, James Didjermom, Fletcher Harris, Robert Colt, Jamie Floxx, and Mark Floyd are here.
Emily the droid is following behind Tyler.
Ashley the droid, Ariana the droid, and Kayla the droid are following behind Karsten.
Karsten the droid, Jursie the droid, and Rex the droid are following behind Ariana.
Gertrude the droid and a baka Jinu droid are following behind Ethan.
A reflective jet-black droid named Eiratan and a matte grey droid identified as 'Hrm' with a large black question mark crudely spraypainted onto it are following behind Sabin.
Sid the droid and Rudy the droid are following behind Tony.
Misty the droid, MiniMiller the droid, Damian the droid, and Charity the droid are following behind Stefanie.
Jess the droid and Leassa the droid are following behind Blake.
Robocop the droid and Rambo the droid are following behind Ivan.
A spherical security drone, a shiny blue medical drone, and a spherical security drone are following behind Robert.
A spherical security drone and a shiny blue medical drone are following behind Jamie.
You can go south and out.
Sugar the droid walks into the area, following closely behind you.
Spice the droid walks into the area, following closely behind you.
Stefanie Richardson helps herself to a shot of tequila from a refrigerator.
Tyler Zahn asks, "You're telling us what we can't do?"
Maxel Quihotankin just went south.
Maxel Quihotankin just arrived.
Andrew Webster says to Blake Allen, "You're as funny as wallpaper!"
Blake Allen says, "No."
Ryan Michael stands up.
Blake Allen says, "Just you know."
Jason McDevitt says, "We'll be moving to another room. Leaving the robots would indeed be keen."
Ryan Michael leaps at Jason White in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Ryan Michael stands up.
Stefanie Richardson quickly drains a shot of tequila.
Miles Prower chortles at Andrew Webster.
Jason McDevitt says, "Most of them, anyway."
Ivan Volkov says, "GODDAMNIT"
Jason White leaps at Ryan Michael in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Sabin Shade says, "D:"
Ivan Volkov says, "Robocop, follow"
The mechanical voice of Robocop the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Xander Sagato chuckles at Jason McDevitt.
Ivan Volkov says, "rambo, follow"
The mechanical voice of Rambo the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Mark Floyd switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
'sugar follow
You say, "sugar follow"
The mechanical voice of Sugar the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "Rex, follow."
'spice follow
The mechanical voice of Rex the droid says, "I have ceased following."
You say, "spice follow"
The mechanical voice of Spice the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Aedan Waterford says to Sabin Shade, "Hi Cain."
Sabin Shade says, "FAHN"
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "Jursie, follow."
The mechanical voice of Jursie the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Karsten Broderick says, "Kayla, follow."
The soft girlish voice of Kayla the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Stefanie Richardson says, "misty follow"
The mechanical voice of Misty the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Ivan Volkov says, "if anyone touches them I'll BITE THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF."
Sabin Shade says, "EIRATAN FOLLOW"
The mechanical voice of a reflective jet-black droid named Eiratan says, "I have ceased following."
Gideon Michailovic glares.
Karsten Broderick says, "Ashley, follow."
The friendly female voice of Ashley the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Stefanie Richardson says, "charity follow"
The mechanical voice of Charity the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Baka... follow..."
The mechanical voice of a baka Jinu droid says, "I have ceased following."
Karsten Broderick says, "Ariana, follow."
The mechanical voice of Ariana the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "Karsten, follow."
The mechanical voice of Karsten the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Tony Matos says, "Sid follow"
The mechanical voice of Sid the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Gertrude, follow."
The mechanical voice of Gertrude the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Robert Colt says, "damn, i forgot how use this"
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "spammy!"
Andrew Webster does a merry little jig.
Tony Matos says, "Rudy follow"
The mechanical voice of Rudy the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Millie Didjermom hugs Rambo the droid.
[General Communication] Mel Lavinia transmits, "where is it?"
Sabin Shade exclaims, "HRM? FOLLOW!!!!!!!"
The mechanical voice of a matte grey droid identified as 'Hrm' with a large black question mark crudely spraypainted onto it says, "I have ceased following."
Stefanie Richardson says, "minimiller follow"
The mechanical voice of MiniMiller the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Ivan Volkov says, "Wait a second..."
Ariana Hickerspoff speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Ariana Hickerspoff transmits, "GRENWOLD."
Aedan Waterford speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Aedan Waterford transmits, "Grenwold in 20"
James Didjermom pats Rambo the droid lightly.
Ivan Volkov says, "Is that... Spam? I'd hardly noticed."
Ather Jammoa mutters profanities.
Stefanie Richardson says, "damian follow"
The mechanical voice of Damian the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Lily Hartman chortles.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast grins at Ivan Volkov.
Tony Matos leaves Sabin Shade's group.
Stefanie Richardson leaves Sabin Shade's group.
Karsten Broderick puts a master droid control box in a concealed shoulder sling.
David Humphreys says, "ARIANA, Follow."
Gideon Michailovic says, "It appears Garrett Joar is asleep."
Aedan Waterford laughs at Ivan Volkov.
Tony Matos joins Sabin Shade's group.
James Didjermom says, "He's a jerk anyway."
Miles Prower glances around.
James Didjermom glances around.
Tia Meissner gasps.
Maxel Quihotankin chuckles.
Mark Floyd switches a message board reader off.
Andrew Webster says, "It appears the word purpose is a color."
Tia Meissner just went south.
Fletcher Harris grins.
Tia Meissner just arrived.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Wow, this party sure will get confusing!"
Aedan Waterford says to Andrew Webster, "Is it?"
Blake Allen says, "Yes."
Tia Meissner nods to Andrew Webster.
Ather Jammoa asks, "ya think?"
Robert Colt presses a button on a control box.
A spherical security drone beeps in confirmation.
Ryan Michael exclaims, "spin the bottle!"
use blend
Using a high-tech margarita blender, you quickly blend yourself a mug of frozen margarita.
Sanity Assassin drops a briefing disc for mission #14959.
Robert Colt presses a button on a control box.
A spherical security drone beeps in confirmation.
Aedan Waterford drops a small cloth sack.
As soon as a small cloth sack hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Robert Colt says, "be right back"
Robert Colt just went out.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Robert Colt.
A spherical security drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Robert Colt.
A spherical security drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Robert Colt.
Stefanie Richardson loses all sense of balance and collapses.
Ather Jammoa puts an official Icy the Snowfish sleeping bag in a shiny PVC backpack.
Jamie Floxx skates south.
A spherical security drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Jamie Floxx.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Jamie Floxx.
Gideon Michailovic says, "It won't get confusing if we just stand around and blink at each other like the jInu."
Ather Jammoa puts a pulse emitter in a concealed shoulder sling.
James Didjermom and Fletcher Harris stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Ivan Volkov removes a massive granite hammer from a small cloth sack.
Stefanie Richardson stands up.
Miles Prower and Kallan Cobalt stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Wow, littering. How rude."
Fletcher Harris leads James Didjermom in a passionate tango.
Ariana Hickerspoff and Tyler Zahn stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Ivan Volkov draws a massive granite hammer back, gathering his strength, then swings it with all his might at Mark Floyd!
Mark Floyd's skull shatters under the blow, spraying blood, brains, and bone fragments across the floor. Mark's lifeless corpse slumps to the floor.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast finishes off a slice of toast.
Cornelius Londunne and Freya Londunne stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast picks up a briefing disc for mission #14959.
Devin Garner says, "This is chaos, I am drowning in a sea of nonsense and icoherence."
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast puts a briefing disc for mission #14959 in a festive holiday trashbag with the signature 'Icy the Snowfish' scrawled upon it in icy-looking writing.
Freya Londunne says, "I wonder how much roundtime someone would get if they shot someone in here. .. all these droids and their crafty friends list."
Suddenly, the illusion shatters amidst sparkling snowflakes, twirling candy canes, and singing and dancing elves. Mark is, in fact, whole and unharmed!
Tia Meissner says, "Cute."
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Jamie Floxx arrives at a brisk skate.
Stefanie Richardson and Chris Schulte stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Jason White and Kyrith Kemura begin dancing.
Gideon Michailovic points at Ariana the droid.
[General Communication] Tom Gibson transmits, "where is the party"
Jason White and Kyrith Kemura take a jump to the left, a step to the right, put their hands on their hips, and do the time warp again!
Gideon Michailovic points at Ariana Hickerspoff.
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "WHAT"
Gideon Michailovic speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Gideon Michailovic transmits, "Sector 20."
Gideon Michailovic speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Gideon Michailovic transmits, "Grenwold."
Aedan Waterford speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Aedan Waterford transmits, "Grenwold in 20"
Jason White and Kyrith Kemura stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Kyrith Kemura and Jason White stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "someone shoot me!"
[General Communication] Robert Colt transmits, "Sector 20, Star Conquest ship"
Dorrin McVea removes a black unmarked stun cannon from a concealed shoulder sling.
Jason McDevitt says, "They're wandering through the forest."
Jason McDevitt gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Dorrin McVea carefully aims a black unmarked stun cannon at Ather Jammoa and fires!
Without explanation, a plump snowball emerges from the barrel of a black unmarked stun cannon and flies unerringly toward Ather Jammoa!
The snowball impacts Ather's stomach and explodes into a trillion fluffy snowflakes!
Fletcher Harris chortles.
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Chuck Goff just entered the ship.
Robert Colt just entered the ship.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Robert Colt.
Jason White twirls around gracefully.
[General Communication] Tom Gibson transmits, "thanks"
Chuck Goff says, "Hello everyone."
James Didjermom chortles.
Jason White twirls Kyrith Kemura around gracefully.
Tia Meissner says, "Hello."
Robert Colt says, "Sorry, i couldn't get the med droid to stop following me."
Millie Didjermom says, "You kids and your Moby Grape."
Jason White and Kyrith Kemura take a jump to the left, a step to the right, put their hands on their hips, and do the time warp again!
Mel Lavinia's group just entered the ship.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Lara the droid walks into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Jean the droid walks into the area, following closely behind Tom Gibson.
Ryan Michael and Ather Jammoa begin dancing.
Blake Allen speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator and watch.
[General Communication] Blake Allen transmits, "It's in the explorer Star Conquest."
Ather Jammoa and Ryan Michael stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Mel Lavinia waves frantically!
Aedan Waterford removes a black unmarked stun cannon from a concealed shoulder sling.
Gideon Michailovic mumbles unprintable things.
Andrew Webster says, "I enjoy Goo Punch, personally."
Andrew Webster turns off a metachannel FTL communicator.
Tia Meissner waves to Mel Lavinia.
Ryan Michael dips Ather Jammoa.
Duncan West just went out.
Stefanie Richardson leads Chris Schulte in a spicy mambo.
Ather Jammoa twirls Ryan Michael around.
Aedan Waterford carefully aims a black unmarked stun cannon at a shiny blue medical drone and fires!
A shiny blue medical drone suddenly drops heavily to the ground, momentarily disabled.
Ryan Michael leads Ather Jammoa in a passionate tango.
Aedan Waterford puts a black unmarked stun cannon in a concealed shoulder sling.
A shiny blue medical drone suddenly rises into the air.
Ather Jammoa leads Ryan Michael in an energetic waltz.
Ryan Michael tries to swing the air and looks like a goon.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast puts a master droid control box in a small unobtrusive deep black shoulder pouch with EAOS embroidered in silver.
Tom Gibson says, "hi how's every one"
David Humphreys joins Ariana Hickerspoff's group.
Krishna Jariwala pauses to consider his shot and steady himself as he aims a black unmarked stun cannon at a shiny blue medical drone.
hug drone
You hug a shiny blue medical drone.
Ivan Volkov says, "terrible."
Blake Allen says, "Good."
Krishna Jariwala fires a black unmarked stun cannon at a shiny blue medical drone!
Krishna Jariwala's stun gun merely clicks oddly.
Mel Lavinia says, "lara follow"
The mechanical voice of Lara the droid says, "I have ceased following."
Fletcher Harris sniffs at Ivan Volkov. You can only wonder what's so interesting.
Tia Meissner says, "Horrible."
Gideon Michailovic says, "Being spammed to near death."
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast emphatically concurs with Gideon Michailovic.
Ariana Hickerspoff nods to Gideon Michailovic.
Mel Lavinia giggles quietly.
Announcement from Host Jason McDevitt: Anyone not here who would very much like to be?
Miles Prower concurs with Gideon Michailovic.
Andrew Webster says, "It would be slightly funny, then very annoying if someone typed boot, at this moment."
Duncan West just entered the ship.
chuckl
You chuckle.
James Didjermom removes a festive package from a concealed hip holster.
Jason White laughs.
Ivan Volkov says, "Funny, everyone complains about spam yet nobody shuts up."
Miles Prower glances around.
Ather Jammoa says to Andrew Webster, "I dare you!"
Tom Gibson laughs.
Robert Colt picks up a shiny blue medical drone.
James Didjermom puts a festive package in a concealed hip holster.
Jason White laughs.
Tyler Zahn chortles.
Aedan Waterford says, "wow, 43 players."
Tyler Zahn gives Jason McDevitt a high five.
Blake Allen says, "Yeah, spam spam spam, no kidding."
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Sabin Shade yells, "SPAM SPAM SPAM OH GOT SPAM WHAT IS IT MY MY ITS SPAN HOLY SHIT"
Gideon Michailovic says, "Not really. Typing boot would just bring up a prompt asking YES OR NO."
Jason McDevitt chortles.
Devin Garner asks, "Can we throw the switch and get it over with?"
Robert Colt opens a black velvet backpack.
Jason White asks, "You can pick drones up?"
Robert Colt puts a shiny blue medical drone in a black velvet backpack.
Tyler Zahn says, "I WIN"
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Krishna Jariwala yells, "lol"
Jason White says, "Hahaha"
Ryan Michael twirls Ather Jammoa around.
Jason McDevitt says, "That was keen."
David Humphreys says, "Shut up, Devin."
Freya Londunne shakes Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast violently.
Ivan Volkov sighs.
Ryan Michael presses a button to cancel the current autopilot program.
Miles Prower sits down.
Blake Allen presses a button to cancel the current autopilot program.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says to Freya Londunne, "What?"
Blake Allen presses a button to cancel the current autopilot program.
Ather Jammoa and Ryan Michael end their dance.
Ryan Michael says to Ather Jammoa, "thanks"
Jason McDevitt says, "Stop stopping, you bastard."
Tyler Zahn says, "We both added a new boot command to this ship simultaneously."
Ivan Volkov removes a pulse emitter from a small cloth sack.
Ather Jammoa says, "the command is dance stop"
Robert Colt waves to Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast.
Devin Garner says, "Quit delaying the inevitable."
Andrew Webster exclaims, "OMAH GAW!"
Freya Londunne makes a selection on the brightly-lit display of a small palm-size shimmering chrome and metallic green personal lore computer.
Krishna Jariwala asks, "hay anyone want something to drink?"
Ivan Volkov carefully aims a pulse emitter at Damian the droid and fires!
Damian the droid suddenly ceases all functions, and slumps over.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Ather Jammoa yells, "throw the switch!"
Ivan Volkov cackles evilly!
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Neville Landon and hefts him over his shoulder.
Miles Prower rolls Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast around on the ground.
Jamie Floxx skates south.
Tyler Zahn drops Neville Landon.
David Humphreys says, "I'll always take a drink."
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up NamidaGreat Est and hefts her over his shoulder.
Tyler Zahn drops NamidaGreat Est.
Andrew Webster says, "Heh, if someone scanned this ship, I think overfilled would be a bit of an understatement."
Ivan Volkov puts a pulse emitter in a concealed shoulder sling.
Freya Londunne seems to be directing Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast's attention towards her small palm-size shimmering chrome and metallic green personal lore computer.
Miles Prower stands up.
Krishna Jariwala puts a black unmarked stun cannon in a small cloth sack.
Chuck Goff just went out.
Tom Gibson laughs.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of sweet vermouth.
Ryan Michael makes a selection on the brightly-lit display of a small palm-size metallic black personal lore computer.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "AIR! AIR! I CAN'T GET ANY AIR!"
Sabin Shade says, "It's a mosh pit in here."
Ivan Volkov removes a copy of "The True Nature of the EAOS" from a concealed shoulder sling.
Ivan Volkov reads in a copy of "The True Nature of the EAOS".
Blake Allen says, "Hay Tyler, how long would it take to melt this hull in a star? Haha. If we could do it."
Millie Didjermom suddenly picks up Gordon Belk and hefts him over her shoulder.
Millie Didjermom drops Gordon Belk.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of sweet vermouth to Tom Gibson.
Ivan Volkov says, "Ah yes, my documentary."
Aedan Waterford waves to Gordon Belk.
Tom Gibson says, "thanks"
Freya Londunne shakes Gordon Belk violently.
Tyler Zahn reads in a copy of "The True Nature of the EAOS".
James Didjermom turns to Gordon Belk and does a merry little jig for him.
Freya Londunne leans on Gordon Belk.
Sabin Shade cries at Gordon Belk.
Millie Didjermom chortles at Ivan Volkov.
Andrew Webster asks, "Back when Rik blew your stuff up?"
Ryan Michael seems to be directing Ather Jammoa's attention towards his small palm-size metallic black personal lore computer.
Andrew Webster says, "Good times."
Damian the droid suddenly powers its functions back up.
Stefanie Richardson skates south.
Damian the droid suddenly aims its stun turret attachment at Ivan Volkov and fires.
The shot hits Ivan Volkov's face.
Ivan Volkov suddenly seems unable to move.
James Didjermom gives Ivan Volkov a high five.
Ather Jammoa nods to Ryan Michael.
Andrew Webster chortles.
Robert Colt says, "Spam city"
Stefanie Richardson arrives at a brisk skate.
Millie Didjermom reads in a copy of "The True Nature of the EAOS".
Jason McDevitt reads in a copy of "The True Nature of the EAOS".
Tyler Zahn chortles.
Millie Didjermom says, "Best part: Except, of course, Tia, who I assume is adopted."
Tia Meissner grins.
Tom Gibson takes a sip of a shot of sweet vermouth.
Maxel Quihotankin chuckles.
Sabin Shade says, "LEMME SEE"
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Sabin Shade puts a stun-equipped cattle prod in a concealed shoulder sling.
drain marg
You quickly drain a mug of frozen margarita.
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "LEMME SEE"
Tom Gibson quickly drains a shot of sweet vermouth.
Gideon Michailovic says, "LEMME SEE"
Sabin Shade puts an energy pak in a concealed shoulder sling.
Mel Lavinia and Tom Gibson begin dancing.
Kyrith Kemura says to Maxel Quihotankin, "AKA Maxwell Bowen?"
Mel Lavinia leads Tom Gibson in a spicy mambo.
Stefanie Richardson leads Chris Schulte in a passionate tango.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "THIS PARTY SURE IS FUN!"
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Mel Lavinia.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Please stop dancing."
Sabin Shade says, "STOP COPYING ME YOU FUX"
Andrew Webster glances around.
Krishna Jariwala says, "anyone elce"
Tom Gibson says, "yeah"
Mel Lavinia takes a sip of a shot of whiskey.
Sanity Assassin exclaims, "I want a shot!"
Thoreau Halliwell glances around.
David Humphreys says, "LEMME SEE"
Stefanie Richardson helps herself to a shot of whiskey.
Jason McDevitt suddenly picks up Chuck Goff and hefts him over his shoulder.
Millie Didjermom leans on James Didjermom.
Jason McDevitt drops Chuck Goff.
Ryan Michael says to Tyler Zahn, "Hurray for AEU!"
Stefanie Richardson just flat out falls down.
Freya Londunne pushes a button on her camera, and the flash goes off.
Freya Londunne cheers.
Devin Garner says, "Throw the switch."
Aedan Waterford pushes a button on his camera, and the flash goes off.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "ALL RIGHT! LET'S MOVE SOUTH AAAAAAAND WEST!"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast pushes a button on his camera, and the flash goes off.
Gideon Michailovic's group just went south.
Jason McDevitt just went south.
David Humphreys just went south.
Ryan Michael just went south.
Sabin Shade's group just went south.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
use camera at here
Andrew Webster just went south.
Ather Jammoa pushes a button on his camera, and the flash goes off.
You push a button on your camera, and the flash goes off. It now has 4 shots left.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast just went south.
Thoreau Halliwell just went south.
Bat Smith just went south.
Tyler Zahn skates south.
Emily the droid struts sensually out of the area, following closely behind Tyler Zahn.
Sanity Assassin just went south.
Ariana Hickerspoff just went south.
Ather Jammoa skates south.
Duncan West just went south.
Aedan Waterford just went south.
Clinton Waterbury just went south.
Kyrith Kemura stands up.
Kyrith Kemura skates south.
Karsten Broderick skates south.
Blake Allen just went south.
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Jess the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
Leassa the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Main Deck]
Garrett Joar is asleep.
Aedan Waterford, Clinton Waterbury, and Blake Allen are here.
Jess the droid and Leassa the droid are following behind Blake.
You can go north, south, west, and down.
Freya Londunne arrives at a brisk skate.
Stefanie Richardson arrives at a brisk skate.
Freya Londunne skates west.
James Didjermom's group just arrived.
James Didjermom's group just went west.
Honkey Hepherstein just arrived.
Jason White just arrived.
Jason White just went west.
Dorrin McVea just arrived.
Dorrin McVea just went west.
Blake Allen just went west.
Jess the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
Leassa the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
Aedan Waterford just went west.
Cornelius Londunne arrives at a brisk skate.
Clinton Waterbury just went west.
Tia Meissner just arrived.
Honkey Hepherstein just went north.
Cornelius Londunne skates west.
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Stefanie Richardson skates west.
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Party Room]
You see a keg of patented Ethan Dombrewski and a table with some stuff on it here.
Sabin Shade is asleep.
Jamie Floxx, Gideon Michailovic, Miles Prower, David Humphreys, Muiri Sato, Devin Garner, Tony Matos, Jason McDevitt, Ryan Michael, Andrew Webster, Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast, Thoreau Halliwell, Tyler Zahn, Sanity Assassin, Ariana Hickerspoff, Ather Jammoa, Duncan West, Kyrith Kemura, Karsten Broderick, Bat Smith, Freya Londunne, James Didjermom, Fletcher Harris (staring into space), Jason White, Dorrin McVea, Millie Didjermom, Blake Allen, Aedan Waterford, Clinton Waterbury, Cornelius Londunne, and Stefanie Richardson are here.
Emily the droid is following behind Tyler.
Jess the droid and Leassa the droid are following behind Blake.
You can go east.
Ather Jammoa helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Jamie Floxx gives a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life to Ariana Hickerspoff.
Freya Londunne holds Cornelius Londunne's hand, taking her into her group.
Ather Jammoa yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Ryan Michael helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Sabin Shade suddenly awakens.

David Humphreys helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Sabin Shade says, "HAW"

Karsten Broderick drops a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Gideon Michailovic says to Blake Allen, "I THINK THEY ASKED TO MAKE DROIDS STOP FOLLOWING YOU."
Karsten Broderick says, "Er."
Aedan Waterford says, "Woo_woo, party over here."
David Humphreys yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Miles Prower puts a hatch cracker in an orange backpack.
Karsten Broderick picks up a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
James Didjermom helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Miles Prower helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Ather Jammoa suddenly awakens.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Freya Londunne yells, "Woo Woo a keg of patented Ethan Dombrewski!" at a keg of patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Karsten Broderick takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Sabin Shade gives a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life to Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast.
Millie Didjermom pulls Lily Hartman towards her.
Jamie Floxx exclaims, "David read the note!"
Muiri Sato helps herself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Stefanie Richardson gives a shot of whiskey to Sanity Assassin.
James Didjermom says, "Mmm, Ethan."
Ariana Hickerspoff grins at Karsten Broderick.
Jamie Floxx helps herself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Miles Prower takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Sabin Shade helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Aedan Waterford helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
use keg
You can't use a keg of patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Jason White helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Aedan Waterford takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Ariana Hickerspoff helps herself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Xander Sagato just arrived.
James Didjermom quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Tyler Zahn says into the PA microphone, "PARTY ROOM YO, SOUTH AND WEST"
Ather Jammoa puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a shiny PVC backpack.
Andrew Webster taps a keg of patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Sabin Shade quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Losing all sense of balance, you collapse to the ground.
Kyrith Kemura helps herself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Ather Jammoa helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Tia Meissner just arrived.
look table
You see nothing special.
On top of it you see a stack of free t-shirts and a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Honkey Hepherstein just arrived.
Robert Colt just arrived.
David Humphreys suddenly awakens.
Maxel Quihotankin just arrived.
Tia Meissner says, "God."
James Didjermom exclaims, "Mm-mm-mmmm-mm. Toasty!"
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Ariana Hickerspoff takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Andrew Webster puts a hatch cracker in a backpack.
Tom Gibson just arrived.
Jean the droid walks into the area, following closely behind Tom Gibson.
get t-shirt
You already have A t-shirt with the words "AEU: We're better than you." boldly written across the front.
Gideon Michailovic removes a red blue and white-striped League t-shirt from a red blue and white tote bag reading 'If you're not League you're sux'.
David Humphreys says, "That was mean."
Miles Prower quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
get other t-shirt
You already have A t-shirt with the words "AEU: We're better than you." boldly written across the front.
Miles Prower helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Jamie Floxx takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Gideon Michailovic coughs.
Jason White quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
remove t-shirt
You pull A t-shirt with the words "AEU: We're better than you." boldly written across the front off over your head.
Fletcher Harris helps herself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
James Didjermom helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
Gideon Michailovic puts a red blue and white-striped League t-shirt in a red blue and white tote bag reading 'If you're not League you're sux'.
Jason White helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Krishna Jariwala arrives at a brisk skate.
Miles Prower yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Lily Hartman just arrived.
Tony Matos helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
James Didjermom yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Gideon Michailovic closes a red blue and white tote bag reading 'If you're not League you're sux'.
put t-shirt in backp
You put A t-shirt with the words "AEU: We're better than you." boldly written across the front in a backpack.
Krishna Jariwala skates east.
Krishna Jariwala arrives at a brisk skate.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast puts a photo of Starship "Star Conquest"; Control Room in an official Pappy O'Toole bag.
close backp
You close a backpack.
Tony Matos yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Jason White yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
get t-shirt
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "So, what sorts of fun things are in store!"
You help yourself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Ivan Volkov just arrived.
Clinton Waterbury helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Miles Prower suddenly awakens.
Muiri Sato helps herself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
wear t-shirt
Miles Prower glances around.
You pull a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over your head.
Muiri Sato yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Kyrith Kemura helps herself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Ivan Volkov exclaims, "GAROGFH!!"
Clinton Waterbury yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Lily Hartman chortles.
Tony Matos suddenly awakens.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast suddenly awakens.
Miles Prower chortles.
Tom Gibson waves.
Ryan Michael puts an Arctic Warfare Magnum sniper rifle in a black leather hip holster.
Freya Londunne blinks.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "HO HO HO."
Robert Colt says, "was this ship used to be call the Elk Ship"
Ryan Michael helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
James Didjermom suddenly awakens.
Thoreau Halliwell lets out an ear-piercing shriek in Miles Prower's ear.
James Didjermom glances around.
Ather Jammoa puts a photo of Starship "Star Conquest"; Control Room in a shiny PVC backpack.
Gideon Michailovic helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
Lily Hartman says, "That's good."
Mark Floyd just arrived.
Tony Matos says, "Great note."
Lily Hartman sharply salutes.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "ONO THE BEER IS DRUGGED!"
Mel Lavinia just arrived.
Jason White suddenly awakens.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Sanity Assassin helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
Tony Matos puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life on a table with some stuff on it.
Ather Jammoa helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Millie Didjermom says, "Silly mortals."
Gideon Michailovic removes a shipsuit made from Outsider webbing.
Aedan Waterford takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Jason White says, "What the"
Ryan Michael just went east.
Krishna Jariwala takes a sip of a shot of whiskey.
Bat Smith helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
put photo in backp
A backpack is closed.
open backp
Sanity Assassin yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
You open a backpack.
Gideon Michailovic says, "Trix are for kids."
Krishna Jariwala takes a sip of a shot of whiskey.
put photo in backp
You put a photo of Starship "Star Conquest"; Control Room in a backpack.
Ivan Volkov sings:

"I hate everyone in this room."

David Humphreys helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Jamie Floxx asks, "has everybody read the note?"
Bat Smith yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Aedan Waterford takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Gideon Michailovic puts a shipsuit made from Outsider webbing in a concealed shoulder sling.
Xander Sagato helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Millie Didjermom cries at Ivan Volkov.
Gideon Michailovic pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
James Didjermom puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a concealed hip holster.
get note
Miles Prower pats Ivan Volkov on the back.
You help yourself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Clinton Waterbury suddenly awakens.
Jason White says, "Iread the note and got disconnected"
Sabin Shade cries at Ivan Volkov.
Kyrith Kemura yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
read note
Xander Sagato yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
* You have been disconnected. Please come back soon. *
Welcome to... **
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Star Conquest is a multiplayer role-playing game set in interstellar
space, as well as on dozens of planets, space stations, and starships.
Your goal is what you want it to be. There are many different ways to
make a living. And you won't be alone; all your activities take place
with your choice of three diverse unions as a backdrop. And when you
finally work your way up to one of the greatest powers in interstellar
space, a fourth alliance of certain humans and some alien species may
begin trying to recruit you.


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* Welcome to Star Conquest! *
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Party Room]
Lights overhead indicate that the ship is on green status. Looking through the windows, you see that the ship is at Grenwold; Large Clearing.
You see a keg of patented Ethan Dombrewski and a table with some stuff on it here.
You see a group of sleeping people here.
Jamie Floxx, Gideon Michailovic, Miles Prower, David Humphreys, Sabin Shade, Muiri Sato, Devin Garner, Tony Matos, Jason McDevitt, Andrew Webster, Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast, Thoreau Halliwell, Tyler Zahn, Sanity Assassin, Ather Jammoa, Duncan West, Karsten Broderick, James Didjermom, Fletcher Harris, Jason White, Dorrin McVea, Millie Didjermom, Blake Allen, Clinton Waterbury, Cornelius Londunne, Stefanie Richardson, Tia Meissner, Honkey Hepherstein, Robert Colt, Maxel Quihotankin, Tom Gibson, Lily Hartman, Krishna Jariwala, Ivan Volkov, and Mark Floyd are here.
Emily the droid is following behind Tyler.
Jess the droid and Leassa the droid are following behind Blake.
Jean the droid is following behind Tom.
You can go east.
(You are lying down.)
Kyrith Kemura suddenly awakens.
Andrew Webster says, "I like how some try it twice."
Dorrin McVea helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
Robert Colt sings:

"This is the end of the universe as we know it. I'm doing fine...................."

say Cute.
Bat Smith suddenly awakens.
Jason McDevitt says, "They really want to know the meaning of life."
You say, "Cute."
Sanity Assassin quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Gideon Michailovic says, "What fools these mortals be."
Jamie Floxx asks, "Where have I read this note before?"
Dorrin McVea yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Xander Sagato suddenly awakens.
Aedan Waterford suddenly awakens.
Aedan Waterford says, "Har"
Clinton Waterbury yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Ivan Volkov sings:

"Shut the fuck up colt."

Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Joseph Underdark and hefts him over his shoulder.
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Jason White puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in an astroturf backpack.
Tyler Zahn drops Joseph Underdark.
Jason McDevitt says, "STOP DISCONNECTING YOU COWARDS."
Ryan Michael just arrived.
Devin Garner asks, "Huh?"
Ryan Michael says, "very clever"
Miles Prower helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast grins at Jason McDevitt.
Millie Didjermom chortles.
Ariana Hickerspoff suddenly awakens.
Dorrin McVea suddenly awakens.
Freya Londunne suddenly awakens.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Ivan Volkov says, "Ah, I'm just kidding. You're good people, Colt."
put note in backp
Ariana Hickerspoff screams!
You put a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a backpack.
Jason White helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Devin Garner asks, "What the hell is going on here?"
James Didjermom says to Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast, "CANNIBALISM"
Aedan Waterford asks, "Can we have a trash can for all these notes, please?"
Joseph Underdark exclaims, "bduh!"
Xander Sagato helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Andrew Webster exclaims, "So, we should start having fun now!"
Ariana Hickerspoff puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a fuzzy pink backpack.
Cornelius Londunne helps herself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
Andrew Webster begins to cry.
Cornelius Londunne yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Blake Allen exclaims, "A party is going on man!"
Tyler Zahn chortles.
Tia Meissner pats Andrew Webster on the back.
Miles Prower puts a .45 caliber USP Tactical handgun in a concealed shoulder sling.
Tom Gibson helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Ryan Michael exclaims, "spin the bottle!"
Jason McDevitt lets out an ear-piercing shriek in the general direction of a trash can.
Tia Meissner says, "It's all right."
Mel Lavinia just arrived.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Miles Prower pulls a black vacuum-protected armored top off over his head.
Miles Prower puts a black vacuum-protected armored top in an orange backpack.
Ather Jammoa says, "my god"
Devin Garner says, "Some party, everyone is falling asleep."
Tom Gibson yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Dorrin McVea puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a silver messenger bag.
Duncan West removes a standard League-issue stun gun from a black leather hip holster.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "I am so sad!"
Robert Colt says to Jason McDevitt, "McDevitt Thanks for making these great place to MOO at"
Duncan West quickly examines the power level and setting of a standard League-issue stun gun.
Jason White puts a tanned leather jacket in an astroturf backpack.
Jamie Floxx exclaims, "we only have hours to live!"
Cornelius Londunne suddenly awakens.
Jamie Floxx begins to cry.
Andrew Webster turns on a metachannel FTL communicator.
David Humphreys yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Freya Londunne shows a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life to Millie Didjermom.
Blake Allen says, "Not me for some reason."
Dorrin McVea helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
Joseph Underdark sobs.
Stefanie Richardson helps herself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Aedan Waterford puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a trash can.
David Humphreys suddenly awakens.
Robert Colt says to Ivan Volkov, "thanks Ivan,right back at ya"
Blake Allen exclaims, "I have the will!"
Jason McDevitt chortles.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Andrew Webster speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Andrew Webster transmits, "The sign makes you fall asleep idiots, stop it."
Duncan West puts a standard League-issue stun gun in a black leather hip holster.
A message board reader beeps quietly for attention, indicating a new post in category OOC, subject Messages To The Staff.
Aedan Waterford helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Tom Gibson suddenly awakens.
Andrew Webster turns off a metachannel FTL communicator.
Ariana Hickerspoff switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Gideon Michailovic switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Jason McDevitt says, "All right, now quit reading the damn notes."
Jason White pulls a neon green t-shirt with a black lightning bolt off over his head.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast speaks into his finger.
[General Communication] Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast transmits, "Wow, thanks Andrew."
Mark Floyd switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Duncan West switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Andrew Webster switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Mel Lavinia just went east.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Stefanie Richardson quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Krishna Jariwala yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Gideon Michailovic switches a message board reader off.
Tyler Zahn chortles.
Clinton Waterbury suddenly awakens.
Cornelius Londunne switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Aedan Waterford quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Jason White puts a neon green t-shirt with a black lightning bolt in an astroturf backpack.
Ivan Volkov says, "Don't touch me, colt."
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Jason White pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
David Humphreys drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Tyler Zahn says, "Smart."
Sanity Assassin switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Jason White just went east.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "hot damn!"
Aedan Waterford pulls a black t-shirt with scarlet runes on the front off over his head.
Dorrin McVea puts a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" in a silver messenger bag.
Ivan Volkov cackles evilly!
Karsten Broderick helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
James Didjermom rolls Fletcher Harris around on the ground.
Robert Colt helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Tia Meissner helps herself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Gideon Michailovic asks, "Who else didn't read the note?"
Aedan Waterford puts a black t-shirt with scarlet runes on the front in a green khaki messenger bag.
Freya Londunne shows a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life to Tyler Zahn.
Gideon Michailovic glances around.
Krishna Jariwala suddenly awakens.
Aedan Waterford pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Tia Meissner hugs a stack of free t-shirts.
Ather Jammoa removes a black leather belt with the emblem of the AEU on the chrome buckle from around his waist.
Sabin Shade twirls Ivan Volkov around gracefully.
Gideon Michailovic says, "BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T."
Ather Jammoa wraps a black leather belt with the emblem of the AEU on the chrome buckle around his waist.
Karsten Broderick puts a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" in a supple black leather backpack bearing the silver initials 'K.A.B.'.
Krishna Jariwala drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Joseph Underdark says, "i didnt"
Bat Smith switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Tia Meissner shrugs.
Karsten Broderick pulls a faded space black t-shirt with the words 'No Loafing Aliens Allowed' printed on it in white lettering off over his head.
Tom Gibson drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Duncan West switches a message board reader off.
Karsten Broderick puts a faded space black t-shirt with the words 'No Loafing Aliens Allowed' printed on it in white lettering in a supple black leather backpack bearing the silver initials 'K.A.B.'.
Freya Londunne drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Chuck Goff just arrived.
David Humphreys exclaims, "I did!"
Karsten Broderick removes a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a supple black leather backpack bearing the silver initials 'K.A.B.'.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Devin Garner says, "Anyone got a real gun, with y'know, bullets? I'd like to go out with a bang."
Joseph Underdark says, "spamfest"
Karsten Broderick pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Xander Sagato drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Sanity Assassin switches a message board reader off.
David Humphreys puts a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" in a small cloth sack.
Ather Jammoa removes a green shipsuit with silver strips, and the AEU symbol on each shoulder.
David Humphreys closes a small cloth sack.
Freya Londunne helps herself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
Tia Meissner puts a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" in a black velvet backpack.
Clinton Waterbury drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Sanity Assassin helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Ather Jammoa puts a green shipsuit with silver strips, and the AEU symbol on each shoulder in a shiny PVC backpack.
Sanity Assassin pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Blake Allen helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Ather Jammoa pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Blake Allen yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Cornelius Londunne drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Sanity Assassin glares coldly at Blake Allen.
Clinton Waterbury helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Millie Didjermom says, "You're sure a party pooper, Devin. How about turning that frown upside down so I don't have to put you in a cell for all of eternity? :D"
Muiri Sato puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life in a trash can.
Duncan West helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Maxel Quihotankin helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles".
Robert Colt puts a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" in a black velvet backpack.
Duncan West drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Tom Gibson.
Blake Allen suddenly awakens.
Maxel Quihotankin helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Mel Lavinia just arrived.
Gideon Michailovic says, "I'm about to make a trigger that censors everything but something someone says."
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Gideon Michailovic twitches.
Maxel Quihotankin yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Ivan Volkov puts a massive granite hammer in a small cloth sack.
Ivan Volkov removes a black unmarked stun cannon from a concealed shoulder sling.
Mel Lavinia suddenly begins to disco around Tom Gibson.
Stefanie Richardson switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Ivan Volkov taps a black unmarked stun cannon.
Blake Allen yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Ather Jammoa removes a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a shiny PVC backpack.
Ather Jammoa drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Duncan West hums a cheerful tune.
Aedan Waterford says, "Hey, I'm suddenly reminded of an REM song."
Freya Londunne shows a stack of free t-shirts to Ather Jammoa.
Ivan Volkov waves a black unmarked stun cannon around.
Ather Jammoa pokes a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" for some reason.
Maxel Quihotankin suddenly awakens.
Blake Allen suddenly awakens.
Ivan Volkov quickly examines the power level and setting of a black unmarked stun cannon.
Tia Meissner tickles Maxel Quihotankin.
Blake Allen yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Muiri Sato removes a standard grey shipsuit.
Maxel Quihotankin yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Robert Colt says to Jason McDevitt, "McDevett So what you going to do with yourself now, that you rest don't got moos to worry about"
Muiri Sato pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over her head.
Millie Didjermom says, "What the hell."
Tia Meissner grins.
Xander Sagato pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Krishna Jariwala removes a black unmarked stun cannon from a small cloth sack.
Blake Allen suddenly awakens.
Krishna Jariwala quickly examines the power level and setting of a black unmarked stun cannon.
Ryan Michael drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Tom Gibson takes a sip of a shot of whiskey.
Tony Matos sings:

"Mah dog ran away,
The dead a-stole mah truck,
Yeah, Ah got them post-Rapture blues."

Jason White's voice comes over the loudspeaker and says, "Damn whoever left their drone in the storage room on guard mode. It just shot me. I think I'll give it a taste of it's own medicine"
Tony Matos plays the harmonica.
Jason McDevitt says, "It's amusing how there are still two people trying to read the note."
Joseph Underdark shrugs.
Duncan West removes a standard League-issue stun gun from a black leather hip holster.
Millie Didjermom says to Blake Allen, "CALM DOWN YOU HAVE A HEAD INJURY"
Blake Allen drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Tyler Zahn says, "Yeah."
David Humphreys asks, "DID JESUS COME YET?"
Tom Gibson says, "good stuff"
Tia Meissner nudges Maxel Quihotankin gently.
Miles Prower glances around.
Jason White just arrived.
Stefanie Richardson switches a message board reader off.
Aedan Waterford sings:

"It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine..."

Jason White sighs.
Duncan West sets a standard League-issue stun gun to the high setting.
Gideon Michailovic suddenly punches Aedan Waterford! Ouch.
Gideon Michailovic suddenly punches Aedan Waterford! Ouch.
Krishna Jariwala puts a black unmarked stun cannon in a small cloth sack.
Blake Allen asks, "Why do I keep getting disconnected?"
Bat Smith switches a message board reader off.
Millie Didjermom says, "Colt already said that, Aedan."
Miles Prower pulls a white dress shirt off over his head.
Millie Didjermom chortles.
Aedan Waterford says to David Humphreys, "hum You missed him."
David Humphreys prepares for the coming apocalypse.
Maxel Quihotankin suddenly awakens.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of peach schnapps.
Tia Meissner sighs at a black velvet backpack.
Robert Colt says, "I didn't know this place was shutting down till few hours ago"
Tyler Zahn says, "Wow, you guys are smart."
Ivan Volkov asks, "Anyone here still have their droid?"
Andrew Webster says, "God, that is so unoriginal."
Jason White says, "Stop reading the note, Blake"
Bat Smith drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Miles Prower pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Tyler Zahn says, "STOP READING THE DAMN NOTES."
Tom Gibson laughs.
Maxel Quihotankin drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Muiri Sato says, "Tasty apocalypse"
Tia Meissner grins.
Blake Allen says, "I did already."
Jason McDevitt says, "SO ANYWAY"
Miles Prower puts a white dress shirt in an orange backpack.
Gideon Michailovic hugs a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Krishna Jariwala quickly drains a shot of peach schnapps.
Tom Gibson takes a sip of a shot of whiskey.
Miles Prower chortles.
Andrew Webster says, "How about this one, it is more fitting"
James Didjermom twirls around gracefully.
Jason McDevitt says, "I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here today."
Tom Gibson quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
You belch rather disgustingly and are almost ashamed at your own drunkenness.
Gideon Michailovic drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Robert Colt nods to Jason McDevitt.
Clinton Waterbury pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Jason White removes a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from an astroturf backpack.
Ivan Volkov says, "hold on a sec, jason."
Jason White drops a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
As soon as a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Andrew Webster sings:

"Uptown Girl, She's been living in her white-bred world..."

Gideon Michailovic suddenly punches Andrew Webster! Ouch.
Gideon Michailovic suddenly punches Andrew Webster! Ouch.
A message board reader beeps quietly for attention, indicating a new post in category OOC, subject Messages To The Staff.
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Helios Bonzai and hefts him over his shoulder.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Ivan Volkov yells, "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL."
frown gid
Tyler Zahn drops Helios Bonzai.
You frown at Gideon Michailovic.
Jason White says, "Stop"
Thoreau Halliwell cheers for Gideon Michailovic.
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Sabin Shade switches a battered and rusty data net reader on and peers at the screen.
Gideon Michailovic says, "I THINK IVAN SAID SHUT UP."
Ivan Volkov says, "Please continue."
Cornelius Londunne switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Sanity Assassin switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Clinton Waterbury laughs.
Ariana Hickerspoff switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "stop it!"
Jason White says, "Iagree with him"
l mes
You glance at a message board reader and see that there are unread messages in Messages To The Staff in category OOC.
Clinton Waterbury switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Duncan West says, "45 players....."
Muiri Sato switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Ather Jammoa mutters profanities.
Jason White switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
[General Communication] A Jinu transmits, "Yuuijuminlakiltra ss bruyo jukl human wuharel oh 'thirty minutes.'"
Tom Gibson stumbles around drunkely, trips over something, and falls down.
Duncan West switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Chuck Goff switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Sabin Shade switches a battered and rusty data net reader off.
Muiri Sato switches a message board reader off.
Ivan Volkov says, "Next one of you motherfuckers checks the board, I'ma shoot"
Ather Jammoa pulls Tom Gibson to his feet.
Tom Gibson laughs.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Kyrith Kemura collapses in a heap on the floor.
Joseph Underdark sits down.
Krishna Jariwala quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Andrew Webster asks, "So what will everyone be doing post squidsoft?"
Ather Jammoa pulls Kyrith Kemura to her feet.
Sanity Assassin switches a message board reader off.
Kyrith Kemura collapses in a heap on the floor.
Blake Allen says, "The notes disconnect you! Everyone, it's a bug! Run! Run! Na... Don't run."
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Jason White asks, "Less than a year?"
Gideon Michailovic suddenly punches Blake Allen! Ouch.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Tom Gibson.
Miles Prower suddenly punches Blake Allen! Ouch.
Ather Jammoa cries at a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Jason White smirks.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Duncan West switches a message board reader off.
Jamie Floxx says, "I still haven't seen the Jinu ship! I should go check it out."
Andrew Webster says to Blake Allen, "It's not a bug, gimp."
Tom Gibson takes a sip of a shot of whiskey.
Freya Londunne stares at herself. Her eyes suddenly start to spin uselessly in their sockets.
Aedan Waterford tries to listen to the hosts.
Tyler Zahn says, "These things take time."
Tia Meissner helps herself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Krishna Jariwala quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Blake Allen says to Andrew Webster, "I know."
Devin Garner asks, "Doesn't the name Didjermom break naming policy?"
Jason White nods.
Gideon Michailovic says, "I think Jason was going to say something. And then you all rudely interrupted."
Ather Jammoa helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Tia Meissner takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Tom Gibson quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Ather Jammoa twirls a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski around gracefully.
Jamie Floxx says, "Less than a year so that people can start playing... it won't compare to this game in less than a year"
Robert Colt says, "Why not shut our voices off and emotes so you can talk Jason"
Millie Didjermom says, "No, since I specifically put my namesake on so he could take it."
Thoreau Halliwell helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of peach schnapps.
Lysander Othin just arrived.
Thoreau Halliwell yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
David Humphreys helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Maxel Quihotankin waits
Jamie Floxx says, "I do have a lot of time to spend on it"
Krishna Jariwala quickly drains a shot of peach schnapps.
Jamie Floxx grins.
Ryan Michael helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Stefanie Richardson twirls a refrigerator around gracefully.
Ather Jammoa forcefully hurls a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski at Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast.
It falls to the ground.
Thoreau Halliwell suddenly awakens.
Ather Jammoa picks up a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Blake Allen says, "Don't read the note."
Krishna Jariwala sits down.
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Ariana Hickerspoff drops a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Thoreau Halliwell chortles.
Honkey Hepherstein picks up a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Let Jason speak!"
Thoreau Halliwell says, "That note is FUN TIMES."
nod
You nod.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Quiet everyone!"
Ivan Volkov bangs his head against a wall until it bleeds.
Krishna Jariwala removes a black unmarked stun cannon from a small cloth sack.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "Unfortunately our time here has come to an end!"
Kyrith Kemura sobs.
Honkey Hepherstein sobs.
Krishna Jariwala vomits.
Jason McDevitt says, "But we shan't dwell on that overly much."
Stefanie Richardson sobs.
Robert Colt sobs.
Honkey Hepherstein exclaims, "no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tom Gibson begins to cry.
Krishna Jariwala wobbles around in circles for a moment and then collapses to the floor, unconscious.
Duncan West sighs.
You moan loudly as the world spins around above you.
Tony Matos nods.
Ivan Volkov emotes needlessly as well.
Jason White sobs.
Maxel Quihotankin sighs.
Jason McDevitt says, "Instead, we'll have one more celebration and episode of general merriment."
Andrew Webster does what the cool kids do.
Clinton Waterbury sighs.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast beams at Jason McDevitt.
Miles Prower pats Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast on the back.
Chuck Goff asks, "So does the universe end with a bang or a whimper?"
Sabin Shade says, "A blood orgy."
NamidaGreat Est just arrived.
Tony Matos says to Chuck Goff, "It ends with you shutting up"
Miles Prower chortles.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "We shall see!"
Andrew Webster nods to Chuck Goff.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Aedan Waterford yells, "BLOOD ORGY!"
Kyrith Kemura sobs.
Ivan Volkov says, "It'll end your whimpering carcass flying across this room if you don't shut the hell up."
Tyler Zahn sings:

"In the next world war in a jacknifed juggernaut I am born again In the neon sign scrolling up and down I am born again In an intastella burst I am back to save the universe In a deep deep sleep of the innocent I am born again In a fast German car I'm amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life In an intastella burst I am back to save the universe In an intastella burst I am back to save the universe In an intastella burst I am back to save the universe Please could you stop the noise I'm tryin to get some rest From all the unbornchikkenVoices in my head What's that? What's that? When I am king you will be first against the wall With your opinions which are of no consequence at all What's that? What's that? Aaaaaaaaaaaambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking screaming gucci little piggy You don't remember, you don't remember Why don't you remember my name? Off with his head man, off with his head! Why won't he remember my name? I guess he does Rain down rain down come on rain down on me From a great height from a great height Rain down rain down come on rain down on me From a great height from a great height That's it sir you're leaving The crackle of pig skin The dust and the screaming The yuppies networking The panic The vomit The panic The vomit God loves his children God loves his children yeah! The breath of the morning I keep forgetting the smell of the warm summer air I live in a town where you can't smell a thing You watch your feet for cracks in the pavement High up above aliens hover Making home movies for the folks back home Of all of these weird creatures who lock up their spirits Drill holes in themselves and live for their secrets They're all uptight, uptight Uptight, uptight Uptight, uptight I wish that they'd swoop down in a country lane Late at night when I'm driving Take me onboard their beautiful ship Show me the world as I'd love to see it I'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me They'd think that I'd finally lost it completely I'd show them the stars and the meaning of life They'd shut me away But I'd be alright Alright I'm alright Alright I'm just uptight, uptight Uptight, uptight Uptight, uptight Uptight, uptight Wake from your sleep and dry all your tears Today we escape We escape Pack and get dressed Before your father hears us Before all hell breaks loose Breathe, keep breathing Don't lose your nerve Breathe, keep breathing I can't do this alone Sing us a song A song to keep us warm There's such a chill Such a chill You can laugh A spineless laugh We hope your rules and wisdom choke you Now we are one! In everlasting peace We hope that you choke, that you choke We hope that you choke, that you choke We hope that you choke, that you choke Transport Motorways and tramlines Starting and then stopping Taking off and landing The emptiest of feelings Disappointed people Clinging onto bottles When it comes It's so so disappointing Let down and hanging around Crushed like a bug in the ground Let down and hanging around Shell smashed Juices flowing Wings twitch Legs are going Don't get sentimental It always ends up drivel One day I am going to grow wings A chemical reaction Hysterical and useless Hysterical and Let down and hanging around Crushed like a bug in the ground Let down and hanging around You'll know You'll know where you are with You'll know where you are with Floor collapses Floating Bouncing back and One day (I am going to grow wings) You will know (A chemical reaction hysterical and useless) Where you are (Hysterical and let down and hanging around) Crushed like a bug in the ground Let down and hanging around Karma police arrest this man He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He's like a detuned radio Karma police arrest this girl Her hitler hairdo is makin me feel ill And we have crashed her party This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with us Karma police I've given all i can It's not enough I've given all I can But we're still on the payroll This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with us For a minute there I lost myself I lost myself Phew For a minute there I lost myself I lost myself For a minute there I lost myself I lost myself Phew! For a minute there I lost myself I lost myself Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (no washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sunday ring road supermarket No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants Car wash (also on Sundays) No longer afraid of the dark Or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics I will stop I will stop for nothing Say the right things When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote When I go forwards You go backwards Somewhere we will meet When I go forwards You go backwards And somewhere we will meet Riot shields Voodoo economics It's just business Cattle prods and the IMF I trust i can rely on your vote When I go forwards You go backwards Somewhere we will meet When I go forwards You go backwards And somewhere we will meet I am the key to the lock in your house That keeps your toys in the basement And if you get too far inside You'll only see my reflection I am your face when she sleeps tonight I am the pick in the ice Do not cry or hit the alarm We are friends till we die And either way you turn I'll be there Open up your skull I'll be there Climbing up the walls It's always best when the light is not on It's always better on the outside 15 blows to the back of the head So lock the kids up safe tonight And shut the eyes in the cupboard Do not cry out or hit the alarm You'll get the loneliest feeling that Either way you turn I'll be there Open up your skull I'll be there Climbing up the walls Climbing up the walls Climbing up the walls A heart that's full up like a landfill A job that slowly kills you Bruises that won't heal You look so tired and happy Bring down the government They don't They don't speak for us I'll take a quiet life A handshake Some carbon monoxide No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises Silent Silent This is my final fit My final bellyache with No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises please Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises please I'm on a roll I'm on a roll This time I feel my luck could change Kill me Sarah Kill me again With love It's gonna be a glorious day! Pull me out of the aircrash Pull me out of the lake Cause I'm your superhero We are standing on the edge The head of state has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change Pull me out of the aircrash Pull me out of the lake Cause I'm your superhero We are standing on the edge We are standing on the edge It barks at no one else but me Like it's seen a ghost I guess it's seen the sparks a-flowin No one else would know Hey man slow down Slow down Idiot slow down Slow down Sometimes I get overcharged That's when you see sparks They ask me where the hell I'm going At a thousand feet per second Hey man slow down Slow down Idiot slow down Slow down Hey man slow down Slow down Idiot slow down Slow down..."

David Humphreys sits down on Aedan Waterford.
Stefanie Richardson bursts into tears!
Millie Didjermom suddenly picks up Generic Mofuckin' Tambourine and hefts it over her shoulder.
Sabin Shade says, "christ"
Aedan Waterford pulls David Humphreys to his feet.
[General Communication] Tam Lin transmits, "hallo"
Millie Didjermom glances around.
Robert Colt says, "I just hope thiers going be a record it to remember it bye."
Millie Didjermom puts Generic Mofuckin' Tambourine in her bellybutton.
Millie Didjermom suddenly picks up Tam Lin and hefts him over her shoulder.
Millie Didjermom drops Tam Lin.
Miles Prower exclaims, "BWUH?!"
Gideon Michailovic disbands his group.
Gideon Michailovic joins Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast's group.
Stefanie Richardson just flat out falls down.
Tam Lin pokes Millie Didjermom in the ribs. Neato!
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Please continue Jason!"
Bat Smith yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Jason White sighs at Bat Smith.
Millie Didjermom says to Tam Lin, "What?"
Jason McDevitt chortles.
Jason White says, "Let them continue already"
Tom Gibson says, "krish"
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Tam Lin yells, "... the droid!"
Tom Gibson says, "krish"
Jason McDevitt says, "Good stuff."
Devin Garner says, "I'll try not to think of any of you once the switch is thrown for good."
James Didjermom squints at Tam Lin.
Tyler Zahn glances around.
Bat Smith suddenly awakens.
Andrew Webster says to Devin Garner, "Fucking leave then, loser."
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "ps don't read the note"
Tyler Zahn says, "Hey, hey, children."
Honkey Hepherstein takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Ather Jammoa looks thoughtfully at Tyler Zahn.
Chuck Goff exclaims, "Last one out, remember to turn off the lights!"
Freya Londunne shakes Ariana Hickerspoff violently.
Tom Gibson says, "I think krish is passed out"
Tyler Zahn says to Ather Jammoa, "WHACHOO LOOKIN' AT?!"
Honkey Hepherstein takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Tom Gibson laughs.
Tia Meissner sits down.
Jason McDevitt says, "Thank you all for coming, AND of course for playing. Well, most of you."
Jamie Floxx exclaims, "better turn the ship power off so the batteries don't drain out!"
Xander Sagato nods to Tam Lin.
Tyler Zahn nods to Jason McDevitt.
Ather Jammoa says, "oh, um,"
Ather Jammoa smiles.
Tom Gibson begins to cry.
Jason McDevitt says, "The universe would be a boring place with no one to enjoy it."
Jason McDevitt says, "Now then, we have a small bit of entertainment planned for you."
Xander Sagato cheers.
Sanity Assassin vigorously attempts walking in a straight line and almost makes it, but attempts a celebratory dance move and falls down.
Helios Bonzai says, "uh oh"
Clinton Waterbury cheers.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "No pointless emotes, I beg of you all!"
Ryan Michael hops repeatedly from one foot to the other.
Ather Jammoa sighs.
Aedan Waterford exclaims, "Oh boy!"
Jason McDevitt says, "Let me see if he's ready."
Honkey Hepherstein hops repeatedly from one foot to the other.
Ather Jammoa pulls Sanity Assassin to his feet.
Jason McDevitt just went east.
Stefanie Richardson gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Tyler Zahn gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Tom Gibson says, "I don't what the galicy to end"
Blake Allen gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Ather Jammoa idly rocks back and forth in a walking motion on his pair of gold rollerskates with the words fuck you all! written on the front.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Jason White yells, "LEEEEEET THEEEEEEEM TAAAAAAALK!"
Jason McDevitt just arrived.
Honkey Hepherstein switches a flight control scanner on.
Stefanie Richardson spins and swerves suddenly in a fast figure-eight motion on her pair of diamond studded rollerblades.
James Didjermom says, "IS IT A MECHANICAL BULL!? OH PLEASE BE A MECHANICAL BULL"
Jason White glares.
Clinton Waterbury switches a flight control scanner on.
Miles Prower grins at James Didjermom.
Honkey Hepherstein says, "woot"
Ivan Volkov sighs.
Ather Jammoa switches a flight control scanner on.
Xander Sagato switches a flight control scanner on.
turn scan
You switch a flight control scanner on.
Ather Jammoa turns on a metachannel FTL communicator.
Ryan Michael switches a flight control scanner on.
Ivan Volkov carefully aims a black unmarked stun cannon at Xander Sagato and fires!
The shot hits Xander Sagato's foot.
Xander Sagato suddenly seems unable to move.
Aedan Waterford switches a flight control scanner on.
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up an ambulatory bowl of fruit and hefts it over his shoulder.
Jamie Floxx switches a flight control scanner on.
Tyler Zahn drops an ambulatory bowl of fruit.
Ivan Volkov carefully aims a black unmarked stun cannon at Ather Jammoa and fires!
The shot hits Ather Jammoa's leg.
Millie Didjermom says, "Guys."
Ryan Michael laughs at Tyler Zahn.
Millie Didjermom says, "Ivan."
Freya Londunne blinks.
Tom Gibson says, "can't we all get along"
Ivan Volkov says, "Sorry, they're just soooooo annoying."
Ather Jammoa shrugs.
Jason White vigorously concurs with Tom Gibson.
Millie Didjermom says, "No one's happy with the spam, but please don't ruin the fun for everyone else."
Cornelius Londunne vigorously concurs with Ivan Volkov.
Aedan Waterford concurs with Millie Didjermom.
Clinton Waterbury says, "Yeah really."
Jason McDevitt drops a howler monkey.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit performs a series of ill-considered cartwheels, then pauses, looks worried, and hurries to re-collect its contents.
Jason McDevitt says, "SILENCE PLEASE."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "PLEASE!"
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Stop pointlessly making noise!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "STOP!"
Andrew Webster exclaims, "It helps!"
Aedan Waterford exclaims, "Justin!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "JUSTIN!"
Millie Didjermom suddenly picks up Stan Seighburg and hefts him over her shoulder.
Millie Didjermom drops Stan Seighburg.
Xander Sagato says, "hug jus"
Xander Sagato hugs a howler monkey.
Andrew Webster slaps Aedan Waterford! Ouch.
Aedan Waterford hugs a howler monkey.
Stan Seighburg waves.
Jason McDevitt says, "SILENCE ALL. OH GOD SILENCE."
Aedan Waterford says, "sorry"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "SORRY!"
Tia Meissner grins.
James Didjermom beams.
Mel Lavinia holds Krishna Jariwala's hand, taking him into her group.
Mel Lavinia just went east.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
James Didjermom hugs a howler monkey.
The lights gradually dim pleasantly.
Sanity Assassin hugs a howler monkey.
Sabin Shade attempts to flirt with a howler monkey.
Kyrith Kemura hugs a howler monkey.
Ryan Michael says, "knock knock"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "KNOCK KNOCK!"
Stan Seighburg says, "Well... this is interesting."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "INTERESTING!"
Mel Lavinia just arrived.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Mel Lavinia pulls Krishna Jariwala to his feet.
Tyler Zahn says, "SHUT UP PEOPLE"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "SHUT!"
Mel Lavinia just went east.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Millie Didjermom says, "Guys, SHUT UP."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "UP!"
Mel Lavinia just arrived.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Tom Gibson asks, "so where are the nice looking girl?"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "LOOKING!"
Mel Lavinia holds Krishna Jariwala's hand, taking him into her group.
Mel Lavinia's group just went east.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers out of the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Sanity Assassin vigorously attempts walking in a straight line and almost makes it, but attempts a celebratory dance move and falls down.
Millie Didjermom exclaims, "We're trying to do something special for you jerks!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "WE'RE!"
Ivan Volkov asks, "Can we move this to the forum on mir?"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "FORUM ON!"
Jason McDevitt grins.
Mel Lavinia's group just arrived.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Kyrith Kemura sighs.
Jason White screams!
An ambulatory bowl of fruit tosses a clump of grapes at Maxel Quihotankin (staring into space). It bounces off his forehead.
Jason McDevitt says, "All right."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "RIGHT!"
A howler monkey quietly steps up to the microphone, looking sad.
sigh just
You sigh at a howler monkey.
Andrew Webster suddenly punches you!
wave andrew
You wave to Andrew Webster.
A howler monkey gazes soulfully out at the crowd.
A howler monkey clears his throat and takes a breath.
A howler monkey sings:

"And now..."

Honkey Hepherstein cheers for a howler monkey.
A howler monkey sings:

"The end is near..."

Krishna Jariwala sits down.
A howler monkey sings:

"And so I face..."

Clinton Waterbury sits down.
A howler monkey sings:

"The final curtain."

A howler monkey sings:

"My friend, I'll say it clear,"

A howler monkey sings:

"I'll state my case..."

A howler monkey sings:

"Of which I'm certain."

Neville Landon suddenly steps from the background.
A howler monkey sings:

"I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway."

Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Iono Grono and hefts him over his shoulder.
Tyler Zahn drops Iono Grono.
A howler monkey sings:

"And more, much more than this..."

A howler monkey sings:

"I did it my way!"

Mel Lavinia begins to cry.
Ryan Michael applauds sedately at a howler monkey.
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Gar Bullen and hefts him over his shoulder.
Kyrith Kemura sobs.
Tyler Zahn drops Gar Bullen.
James Didjermom sniffles.
Aedan Waterford cheers.
A howler monkey sings:

"Regrets, I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do,
And saw it through without exemption."

Jason White sobs.
Iono Grono laughs.
Ather Jammoa bursts into tears!
Mel Lavinia hugs Gar Bullen.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Kyrith Kemura yells, "I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!"
A howler monkey sings:

"I planned each charted course,
Each careful step along the byway.
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way!"

Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Temple Smithye and hefts him over his shoulder.
Gar Bullen hugs Mel Lavinia.
Tyler Zahn drops Temple Smithye.
blink
You blink.
Kyrith Kemura begins to cry.
Gar Bullen asks, "how's everyone?"
Temple Smithye says, "HOWDY everyone"
Aedan Waterford sniffles.
Tom Gibson begins to cry.
A howler monkey sings:

"Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew,
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall."

Millie Didjermom says, "SHHH."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "SHHH!"
Jason McDevitt chortles.
Iono Grono screams!
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Millie Didjermom chortles.
A howler monkey sings:
high justin

"And did it my way!"

You give a howler monkey a high five.
Gar Bullen cheers for a howler monkey.
Sanity Assassin babbles continually as everyone pretends to understand.
Chuck Goff says, "Temple, you made it before the end of everything."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "IT BEFORE!"
Andrew Webster suddenly punches Chuck Goff! Ouch.
A howler monkey sings:

"I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill, my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing."

Temple Smithye sobs.
Tom Gibson sways drunkenly in place and suddenly collapses.
Temple Smithye begins to cry.
Iono Grono pokes Tom Gibson in the ribs. Neato!
Tom Gibson stands up.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit throws an orange at Tony Matos (staring into space), hitting him squarely in the chest.
Iono Grono slaps Tom Gibson! Ouch.
A howler monkey sings:

"To think I did all that,
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way!"

Ivan Volkov growls.
Jason White collapses in a heap on the floor.
Jason White sobs.
Tom Gibson slaps Iono Grono! Ouch.
Gar Bullen sighs.
Krishna Jariwala puts a bit of stretchy synthetic material in a small cloth sack.
Kyrith Kemura sobs uncontrollably.
A howler monkey sings:

"For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels,
And not the words of one who kneels."

Andrew Webster says, "Everyone, stop fucking emoting, and sotp making noise, I want to see it, jerkfaces."
Tony Matos pushes Andrew Webster!
A howler monkey sings:

"The record shows I took the blows -"

Honkey Hepherstein pushes Andrew Webster!
Honkey Hepherstein pushes Andrew Webster!
A howler monkey takes a deep breath.
A howler monkey sings:

"AND DID IT... MYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Iono Grono pushes Andrew Webster!
David Humphreys applauds sedately.
Ryan Michael cheers.
Temple Smithye puts a portable currency converter in a small cloth sack.
Tia Meissner cheers for a howler monkey.
A howler monkey bows grandly.
Thoreau Halliwell cheers.
Gar Bullen smiles.
Freya Londunne seems to be very excited about herself.
Xander Sagato cheers for a howler monkey.
Sanity Assassin cheers for a howler monkey.
Aedan Waterford cheers for a howler monkey.
Duncan West cheers for a howler monkey.
Temple Smithye opens a gold gift box.
Millie Didjermom sniffles.
Kyrith Kemura applauds sedately at a howler monkey.
James Didjermom applauds sedately.
Miles Prower applauds sedately.
Ather Jammoa cheers for a howler monkey.
Millie Didjermom hugs a howler monkey.
Stefanie Richardson applauds sedately at a howler monkey.
James Didjermom cheers for a howler monkey.
David Humphreys cheers for a howler monkey.
Tony Matos applauds sedately at a howler monkey.
Ather Jammoa applauds sedately.
Krishna Jariwala applauds sedately.
A howler monkey backs away from the microphone.
Sabin Shade applauds sedately.
Blake Allen cheers for a howler monkey.
Lily Hartman cheers.
Tony Matos cheers.
Robert Colt applauds sedately.
Tony Matos whistles.
Aedan Waterford applauds sedately.
Jason White sobs.
clap
You applaud sedately.
Temple Smithye closes a gold gift box.
Kyrith Kemura hugs a howler monkey.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Miles Prower yells, "Woo Woo a howler monkey!" at a howler monkey.
David Humphreys exclaims, "THAT'S MY MONKEY!!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "THAT'S MY!"
Andrew Webster smiles.
Bat Smith smiles at a howler monkey.
Jason White hugs a howler monkey.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Sanity Assassin yells, "I'll miss you, Justin!"
Temple Smithye gives a gold gift box to Ariana Hickerspoff.
Iono Grono pokes Ariana Hickerspoff in the ribs. Neato!
Clinton Waterbury cheers.
Ather Jammoa gives a howler monkey a high five.
Maxel Quihotankin applauds sedately.
Maxel Quihotankin chuckles.
Blake Allen hugs a howler monkey.
Helios Bonzai gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Millie Didjermom says, "I'd like to point out the irony of punching people repeatedly to get them to stop spamming, but this moment's too beautiful."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "BUT THIS!"
Iono Grono says, "hickerstoff"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "HICKERSTOFF!"
Muiri Sato applauds sedately.
Millie Didjermom sniffles.
Temple Smithye removes a silver star friendship ring from a small cloth sack.
David Humphreys sings:

"Some trails are happy ones, others are blue. It's the way you ride the trail that counts, here's a happy one for you. Happy trails to you until we meet again. Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then. Who cares about the clouds when we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather. Happy trails to you 'till we meet again. "

Tyler Zahn grins at Millie Didjermom.
Iono Grono pokes himself in the eye. Good move, Iono.
Iono Grono chickenwings about noisily.
Duncan West begins to cry.
Cornelius Londunne leans on Freya Londunne.
You attempt to sit up, but suddenly feel dizzy and lie back down again.
Freya Londunne pats Cornelius Londunne on the back.
Iono Grono says, "bye AEU"
stand
Aedan Waterford says to a howler monkey, "That was an awesome song."
Tia Meissner sings:

"Happy traaaaails to youuuuuuu..."

You stand up.
Gar Bullen asks, "there a chanse of these games being brought back?"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "CHANSE THESE!"
Honkey Hepherstein quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Ivan Volkov says, "good riddance league"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "LEAGUE!"
Iono Grono bounces happily.
Andrew Webster begins to cry.
Tom Gibson says, "nooonooono"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "NOOONOOONO!"
Ather Jammoa quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
James Didjermom nods to Ivan Volkov.
Robert Colt nods to Gar Bullen.
Cornelius Londunne vigorously concurs with Ivan Volkov.
Iono Grono says, "dumbrewski"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "DUMBREWSKI!"
Tom Gibson says, "nooo nooo nooo"
Ather Jammoa concurs with Ivan Volkov.
James Didjermom says, "League. Bunch of clownbaots."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "BUNCH!"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast glances at Iono Grono.
Krishna Jariwala says, "man I am going to miss these games"
Iono Grono's eyes bulge in their sockets.
David Humphreys sings:

"I love you all."

Temple Smithye gives a silver star friendship ring to Millie Didjermom.
Tom Gibson says, "I don't want to die"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "I DON'T!"
[General Communication] Christine Elestor transmits, "Hello all. What's going on?"
Sanity Assassin nearly vomits, but struggles to a half-sitting position and manages to hold it down.
Devin Garner says, "Have a good rest of your life and such."
Sabin Shade says to Tom Gibson, "Everyone dies."
Temple Smithye removes a dazzling white gold promise ring with an excessively large blue diamond from a small cloth sack.
Gar Bullen says, "dude, there's no games better then squidsoft.net"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "SQUIDSOFTNET!"
Tia Meissner says, "I'm going to miss them, too."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "I'M GOING!"
Robert Colt speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Robert Colt transmits, "Moo ending party going on"
Blake Allen speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator and watch.
[General Communication] Blake Allen transmits, "Party in 20"
Tom Gibson just flat out falls down.
Cornelius Londunne helps herself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
Tom Gibson speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Tom Gibson transmits, "come to the party"
Krishna Jariwala turns off a metachannel FTL communicator and watch.
Mel Lavinia hugs Miles Prower.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit performs a series of ill-considered cartwheels, then pauses, looks worried, and hurries to re-collect its contents.
Robert Colt speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Robert Colt transmits, "Sector 20, Star Conquest ship, s and west"
Tia Meissner grins at an ambulatory bowl of fruit.
[General Communication] Christine Elestor transmits, "K."
Clinton Waterbury turns off a metachannel FTL communicator.
Clinton Waterbury switches a flight control scanner off.
Aedan Waterford says, "whoa, 51 players"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "WHOA!"
Tom Gibson turns off a metachannel FTL communicator.
Tia Meissner takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Andrew Webster asks, "So this is it then?"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "IT!"
Tony Matos sings:

"Will we survive this night without star conquest?"

Ryan Michael says to Tyler Zahn, "make justin fight the bowl of fruit"
Millie Didjermom sighs at Ryan Michael.
A howler monkey quickly gets out of Iono Grono's reach.
Tia Meissner sings:

"He did it hiiiiiiis waaaaaaaaaay..."

Jason White leaps at Iono Grono in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Iono Grono strokes a howler monkey lovingly.
Robert Colt says, "Looks like my MOO space going days are over."
Iono Grono laughs.
Iono Grono pokes Millie Didjermom in the ribs. Neato!
Honkey Hepherstein leaps at a howler monkey in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Millie Didjermom says to Iono Grono, "WHAT"
Tom Gibson stands up.
Krishna Jariwala leaps at Tom Gibson in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Iono Grono exclaims, "hi there!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "THERE!"
Millie Didjermom puts on a silver star friendship ring.
Andrew Webster asks, "So, where do we go from here?"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "FROM HERE!"
A voice emanating from a flight control scanner announces, "Residential Structure to Sector 9 flight control, we have a Fringe starship launch."
Krishna Jariwala leaps at Tom Gibson in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Jason McDevitt asks, "So who's everyone's favorite NPC character?"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "NPC CHARACTER!"
Tia Meissner says, "I sure will miss the Nightshade and that great piano they had there."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "THAT GREAT!"
Gar Bullen draws a black unmarked stun cannon from a concealed hip holster with lightning speed.
Stan Seighburg helps himself to a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" from a table with some stuff on it.
Gar Bullen carefully aims a black unmarked stun cannon at Tom Gibson and fires!
The shot hits Tom Gibson's arm.
Jean the droid suddenly aims its stun turret attachment at Gar Bullen and fires.
The shot hits Gar Bullen's chest.
Gar Bullen suddenly seems unable to move.
A shiny blue medical drone suddenly flies close to Tom Gibson, directs its small turret at him, and fires a wave of counterstun sonics.
A shiny blue medical drone succeeds in healing Tom Gibson.
Robert Colt says, "This ironic, this is my birthday."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "THIS!"
Tia Meissner gets a distant look on her face as she ponders.
Aedan Waterford asks, "Hey, is it possible for all the important people (hosts, Justin, etc.) to have colored names so we can distinguish them?"
Ivan Volkov says, "ZYMNAZ"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "ZYMNAZ!"
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Jarvis Cocker!"
Iono Grono walks over and kicks Tom Gibson! Ouch!
Jason White exclaims, "The Felos!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "FELOS!"
Ryan Michael says, "justin"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "JUSTIN!"
Stan Seighburg removes a standard grey shipsuit.
Stan Seighburg drops a standard grey shipsuit.
As soon as a standard grey shipsuit hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Miles Prower says, "ICY."
David Humphreys exclaims, "Happy birthday, Robert COlt!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "COLT!"
Temple Smithye puts on a dazzling white gold promise ring with an excessively large blue diamond.
Stan Seighburg pulls a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" on over his head.
Andrew Webster says, "Err, wait, I mean Icy."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "MEAN ICY!"
A voice emanating from a flight control scanner announces, "Flight control in Residential Structure here, a Fringe starship has jumped out."
Tom Gibson says, "wow"
Aedan Waterford exclaims, "THe Perillos!"
Robert Colt bows.
James Didjermom says, "Icy wins for me."
Iono Grono sits down on David Humphreys.
Tia Meissner says to Robert Colt, "Happy birthday!"
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "icy!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "ICY!"
Stan Seighburg helps himself to a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life from a table with some stuff on it.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Pappy O'Toole."
Honkey Hepherstein exclaims, "icy!!"
[General Communication] Christine Elestor transmits, "K so where in 20 is it?"
Thoreau Halliwell exclaims, "Icy!"
Stan Seighburg yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Clinton Waterbury stands up.
Kyrith Kemura hugs Miles Prower.
Joseph Underdark waves good bye to a seemingly now wasted three years of his life
Iono Grono climbs onto David Humphreys's back and demands a piggyback ride.
David Humphreys lets Iono Grono down gently.
Sabin Shade gets a distant look on his face as he ponders.
Duncan West exclaims, "JUSTIN IS MY FAVORITE!"
Kyrith Kemura hugs Millie Didjermom.
Tia Meissner exclaims, "ICY!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "ICY!"
Stefanie Richardson exclaims, "Justin!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "JUSTIN!"
Millie Didjermom hugs Kyrith Kemura.
Ather Jammoa speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Ather Jammoa transmits, "um, there's only one planet in 20"
Ivan Volkov exclaims, "FARLEY DREXEL!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "FARLEY!"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Pappy is the greatest ever. And then Icy."
Iono Grono attempts to cajole a howler monkey into a dance, but it remains unresponsive.
Gar Bullen climbs onto Tyler Zahn's back and demands a piggyback ride.
Temple Smithye removes a shot of Jarvis Cocker from a small cloth sack.
Temple Smithye removes a shot of Jarvis Cocker from a small cloth sack.
Tyler Zahn lets Gar Bullen down gently.
Tyler Zahn punches Gar Bullen in the back of the head.
Stan Seighburg suddenly awakens.
Gar Bullen says, "aw"
Aedan Waterford laughs at Ivan Volkov.
Tia Meissner says, "I like those little elves, too."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "TOO!"
Temple Smithye gives a shot of Jarvis Cocker to Chuck Goff.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Jason White exclaims, "FEEEEELOOOOOOS!"
Iono Grono says, "woo"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "WOO!"
James Didjermom grins at Tia Meissner.
Stan Seighburg yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Tom Gibson hugs Gar Bullen.
Millie Didjermom says, "Jingle and Jangle are fantabulous."
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "JINGLE!"
Iono Grono cheers.
Krishna Jariwala puts a shot of whiskey in a small cloth sack.
Gar Bullen climbs onto Tom Gibson's back and demands a piggyback ride.
Millie Didjermom says, "Oh man, that was so great."
Tyler Zahn flirts with Jingle the Elf.
Millie Didjermom flirts with Jangle the Elf.
Tom Gibson gleefully carries Gar Bullen around the area on his back.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Gar Bullen cheers.
Iono Grono attempts to flirt with himself, but is not entirely successful.
[General Communication] Christine Elestor transmits, "What's witht eh blockaid?"
Temple Smithye takes a sip of a shot of Jarvis Cocker.
Temple Smithye vomits.
David Humphreys sings:

"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESPERADO!"

James Didjermom flirts with Millie Didjermom.
Temple Smithye wobbles around in circles for a moment and then collapses to the floor, unconscious.
Dorrin McVea cheers for jingle.
Duncan West puts a standard League-issue stun gun in a black leather hip holster.
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Christine Elestor and hefts her over his shoulder.
Ather Jammoa speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Ather Jammoa transmits, "ignore it."
Tyler Zahn drops Christine Elestor.
Maxel Quihotankin chuckles.
Mel Lavinia quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Jason McDevitt says, "Well, they've been a lot of fun for us to play. Except Icy. He's not an NPC, he just suddenly connects around Christmas. Quite odd, really."
Blake Allen speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator and watch.
[General Communication] Blake Allen transmits, "It won't stop you."
Sanity Assassin attempts to sit up, but suddenly lies down again.
Iono Grono says, "hmm"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "THEY'VE!"
A howler monkey jumps up and down and shrieks, "HMM!"
Stan Seighburg suddenly awakens.
Tyler Zahn says, "Oh, you were on your way. Oh well."
Iono Grono lets out a blood-curdling shriek.
Jason McDevitt picks up a howler monkey.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Tom Gibson.
David Humphreys SINGs:

"WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?"

Stan Seighburg puts a tiny folded note which you suspect contains the meaning of life on a table with some stuff on it.
Krishna Jariwala removes a shot of whiskey from a small cloth sack.
Millie Didjermom nods to Jason White.
Gar Bullen puts a black unmarked stun cannon in a concealed hip holster.
Millie Didjermom sighs.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Mel Lavinia.
Millie Didjermom nods to Jason McDevitt.
Tom Gibson just went east.
Jean the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Tom Gibson.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit jumps up and down.
Tom Gibson just arrived.
Jean the droid walks into the area, following closely behind Tom Gibson.
Ivan Volkov asks, "Woah, a league standard-issue stun gun, does that let you run away faster?"
Christine Elestor frowns.
Tia Meissner says, "I like the guy who flies the Buttercup. He's snarly."
Xander Sagato winces.
Millie Didjermom says, "It's a good thing typing 'McD' is almost as fun as 'Jason.'"
Sabin Shade chortles at Ivan Volkov.
Freya Londunne chortles at Ivan Volkov.
Tyler Zahn grins at Ivan Volkov.
Andrew Webster says to David Humphreys, "Dude, seriously."
Christine Elestor says, "That was weird. Hi tyler and eerybdy else."
Devin Garner says, "So uh was Star Conquest any good? I never played it."
Sanity Assassin chortles.
Freya Londunne blinks at Devin Garner.
Iono Grono says, "um no it wasn't"
Aedan Waterford nods to Devin Garner.
Blake Allen says, "Yes, it was grate."
Xander Sagato raises an eyebrow.
James Didjermom says to Devin Garner, "Best game ever."
Tia Meissner says to Devin Garner, "Weirdo."
Millie Didjermom says, "You tried, but it was 'too hard' for you."
Clinton Waterbury chortles.
Gar Bullen says, "i love all the squidsoft games, i wish they didn't have to go"
Jason White exclaims, "It was better than GWSE and Fortharlin combined!"
Millie Didjermom asks, "Remember?"
Mel Lavinia hugs Christine Elestor.
Iono Grono says, "hahaha"
Jason McDevitt asks, "Well, that time is nearing. Anyone have any words to say? About any of the games?"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast concurs with Jason White.
Aedan Waterford says, "All the Squidsoft games were awesome."
Stan Seighburg says, "It was better than all the free porn on the Internet. Combined."
Kyrith Kemura says, "yes"
Tom Gibson says, "I love then all"
Devin Garner says, "Yea I tried one time, it has a steep learning curve."
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "they rock! There's no words that can truly describe them!"
Jason McDevitt says, "GO KYRITH."
Iono Grono says, "why don't you marry them then"
Gar Bullen says, "i think GWSE was my favorite"
Blake Allen exclaims, "Star Conquest was the best one I ever played out of any kind of game!"
Millie Didjermom exclaims, "Everyone give Kyrith some room to speak!"
Aedan Waterford helps himself to a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Sabin Shade says, "Hahahaha"
Tom Gibson says, "you guies did the best"
Stefanie Richardson exclaims, "good job on all the games!! Sc and forth arlin!"
Kyrith Kemura clears her throat...
Sabin Shade pets Devin Garner's head reassuringly.
Tyler Zahn says, "EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP"
Christine Elestor says, "I do as well, well... not GWSE, but the other two I did."
Aedan Waterford recites:

"A toast to absent friends!"

Kyrith Kemura glares.
Jason McDevitt grins.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as James Didjermom yells, "HEY. LET KYRITH SAY SOMETHING."
Andrew Webster exclaims, "I sure would like to say something!"
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Honkey Hepherstein yells, "no!"
Tyler Zahn says, "AND I MEAN REALLY SHUT UP, NO SINGING, NO TALKNIG, NO EMOTING, NO YELLING, NO NOTHING. TYPE NOTHING."
Kyrith Kemura says, "Star Conquest was a huge part of my life."
Jason McDevitt says, "Wait your turn."
Joseph Underdark recites:

"The most solid coding ive ever seen..."

Tyler Zahn says, "thank you."
Devin Garner says, "That and I have too many enemies."
Tyler Zahn punches Joseph Underdark in the back of the head.
Tyler Zahn punches Devin Garner in the back of the head.
Devin Garner says, "And am a jerk."
Tyler Zahn punches Devin Garner in the back of the head.
Aedan Waterford quickly drains a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Kyrith Kemura says, "I was here probably 18 hours a day"
Kyrith Kemura says, "I am seriously going to miss this place."
Andrew Webster says, "I've played GWSE and SC basically. I found the two to be different, but the people to be the same. Basically, what made any squidsoft game great were the hosts."
Tia Meissner takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
[General Communication] A Jinu transmits, "Yuuijuminlakiltra ss bruyo jukl human wuharel oh 'ten minutes.'"
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Stefanie Richardson concurs with Andrew Webster.
Tom Gibson quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Mel Lavinia says, "true"
Kyrith Kemura says, "I want to thank all of you hosts for making this place what it was."
Kyrith Kemura hugs Millie Didjermom.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Tom Gibson.
Kyrith Kemura hugs Jason White.
Aedan Waterford picks up an orange.
Devin Garner says, "Yea I can't go another day of my life without Anthor yelling at me."
Kyrith Kemura hugs Jason McDevitt.
Jason White hugs Kyrith Kemura.
Jamie Floxx applauds sedately at Tyler Zahn.
Aedan Waterford finishes off an orange.
Kyrith Kemura hugs Tyler Zahn.
Jason White hugs Millie Didjermom.
Kyrith Kemura hugs Neville Landon.
Jason White gives Tyler Zahn a high five.
Joseph Underdark moons you
Jamie Floxx applauds sedately at Millie Didjermom.
Ather Jammoa mutters vulgarities at Joseph Underdark.
Tom Gibson kisses Christine Elestor.
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Iono Grono slaps Jason White! Ouch.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Yeah all you guys were cool!"
Sabin Shade looks thoughtfully at Joseph Underdark.
Christine Elestor bows.
NamidaGreat Est says, "Well there goes the universe"
Jason White leaps at Iono Grono in what appears to be an attempt at a flying tackle, but flies wide and smacks into a large, stationary object.
Aedan Waterford concurs emphatically.
Iono Grono winks at Jason White.
Krishna Jariwala removes the elements of his spacesuit and folds them neatly into a standard starship flightbag.
Kyrith Kemura says, "you guys... all of you. the hosts, the players, everyone. are what made this place awesome."
Freya Londunne presses the send button on a red two-way FTL communicator and says, "I'll miss you being a JERK!"
You hear the voice of Freya Londunne emanating from a blue two-way FTL communicator, saying, "I'll miss you being a JERK!"
Sanity Assassin attempts to sit up, but suddenly lies down again.
Millie Didjermom hugs Kyrith Kemura.
Iono Grono flutters his eyelashes.
Millie Didjermom asks, "Hey, guys?"
eye
You raise an eyebrow.
Honkey Hepherstein says, "awww....."
Gar Bullen asks, "yes, millie?"
Tom Gibson loses all sense of balance and collapses.
Honkey Hepherstein sobs.
Tom Gibson stands up.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit tosses a cherry at Miles Prower (staring into space). It bounces off his forehead.
Lily Hartman grins.
Miles Prower suddenly punches an ambulatory bowl of fruit!
Clinton Waterbury says, "Star Conquest was the bomb! I always played it when I could."
Krishna Jariwala suddenly punches Mel Lavinia! Ouch.
Tyler Zahn punches Miles Prower in the back of the head.
Krishna Jariwala suddenly punches Gar Bullen! Ouch.
Honkey Hepherstein suddenly punches Clinton Waterbury! Ouch.
Aedan Waterford picks up a clump of grapes.
Mark Floyd switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Kyrith Kemura sighs.
Aedan Waterford finishes off a clump of grapes.
Gar Bullen suddenly punches Krishna Jariwala! Ouch.
Krishna Jariwala suddenly punches Ather Jammoa! Ouch.
Millie Didjermom says, "Some of you, like Devin, might not actually care about what's going on here, but the rest of us do. So if someone has some words they'd like to share, we're not kidding when you ask you to PLEASE not be spamming in ANY WAY while they're talking. That includes drinking stuff and grinning and punching them and being general idiots and interrupting."
Tyler Zahn says, "You people are impossible."
Devin Garner says, "I didn't see the point when you couldn't kill anyone, only stun them."
Tam Lin sighs.
Christine Elestor laughs.
Ather Jammoa frowns.
Jason White glares coldly at Devin Garner.
Tyler Zahn says, "I'm handing out roundtime if you jerks don't shape up."
Honkey Hepherstein says, "killing wou'dve been fun"
Tom Gibson vomits.
Jason White gives Tyler Zahn a high five.
Freya Londunne leans on Tyler Zahn.
Tom Gibson wobbles around in circles for a moment and then collapses to the floor, unconscious.
Christine Elestor frowns.
Tony Matos says, "In all the time I've spent playing text-based games, I have found none other with a better community, a cooler atmosphere, and a more knowledgable staff than Star Conquest. The staff, especially, have all been equally awesome and know their stuff. It doesn't matter who you get on an assist: you know your question will be answered. And everybody who plays this game has, with few exceptions, shared a really unique sense of humor that I think the hosts brought out well in game. I'll always remember my time here, and I hope you guys remember me."
Christine Elestor says, "Oh dear."
Christine Elestor says, "Too much whisky."
Millie Didjermom says, "Last chance, Devin. I don't want to have to newt you for the last couple of hours we're up. If you don't want to be here, leave. Stop being an ass."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Dorrin McVea exclaims, "STOP IT!!!!"
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of peach schnapps.
Krishna Jariwala takes a sip of a shot of peach schnapps.
Kyrith Kemura vigorously concurs with Tony Matos.
Ryan Michael says, "I've never seen a mud with sweeter code"
Kyrith Kemura nods.
Lily Hartman says, "I'll remember you, Tony."
Mark Floyd switches a message board reader off.
Krishna Jariwala takes a sip of a shot of peach schnapps.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "you all totally outdid yourself!"
Millie Didjermom concurs with Lily Hartman.
Robert Colt nods.
Gar Bullen says, "well"
Iono Grono says, "yes very good and barely any typos or buggies"
Christine Elestor nods.
Jason White nods.
Clinton Waterbury nods.
Krishna Jariwala nods.
Andrew Webster grins.
Jason McDevitt says, "I've cleared the stun time for you drunks."
Iono Grono nods.
Ivan Volkov says, "I've got some rhymes for the house, when y'all wanna shut the fuck up."
Ryan Michael says, "objects within objects with in objects. It amazed me that you could step into a ship, then step into a simulator."
Millie Didjermom grins at Ivan Volkov.
Christine Elestor laughs.
Blake Allen says, "Star conquest, like I said, was better than any other game. It still is. My oppinion about SC, is that it was one of the best games written! That's what i think of SC. I will miss it grately."
Tony Matos grins at Ivan Volkov.
Tom Gibson yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Stefanie Richardson exclaims, "Hosts, thanks all of you, for making these games, although I am relatively new, I love the fact that the people for the most part, and the hosts were more helpful, thanks for Star conquest and Forth arlin, I never played GWSE but from what I heard, it was a good game as well. Thanks Mili, Jason, and Tyler!"
Christine Elestor says, "Well, I've hae my moments of pure awe."
An ambulatory bowl of fruit throws a raspberry at Devin Garner, hitting him squarely in the chest.
Christine Elestor says, "Have, too."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Gar Bullen says, "after searching, and searching, and searching, i have never found a Mud/mush/whatever, that conpaares with the squidsoft games,"
Tyler Zahn says to Stefanie Richardson, "Fortharlin is one word, darlin'."
Gar Bullen says, "they've always been the best,"
Blake Allen exclaims, "I want to thank everyone for making this game a good game, fun game, and a game you can enjoy!"
Gar Bullen says, "nothing like them"
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Krishna Jariwala yells, "squidsoft games kick ass"
Stefanie Richardson says, "sorry..."
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Nokiddding!"
Christine Elestor laughs.
say SC has definitely set the standard by which I'll judge all other online games.
You say, "SC has definitely set the standard by which I'll judge all other online games."
Gar Bullen says, "nothing compairs, fun here, there'll never be another text based game"
Sanity Assassin concurs with you.
Gar Bullen says, "that brings the fun that squidsoft did"
Krishna Jariwala takes a sip of a shot of peach schnapps.
Ryan Michael says, "here's to the ghoulslayer I never got to be."
Christine Elestor drops a temporary wormhole drive.
Christine Elestor frowns.
Iono Grono stands up.
Robert Colt says to Gar Bullen, "properly won't be another."
Iono Grono just went east.
Christine Elestor says, "Duno why i had that."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "definitely. No other text-based games can even come close!"
Gar Bullen asks, "is there a chanse that we can enjoy the games in the future?"
Tia Meissner takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
Sabin Shade says, "I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY"
Stefanie Richardson exclaims, "or the warlock, I almost was but never finished being!"
Iono Grono just arrived.
Sabin Shade says, "OH GOD"
Tia Meissner pays close attention to Sabin Shade.
Kyrith Kemura listens to Sabin.
Stefanie Richardson pays close attention to Sabin Shade.
Sabin Shade says, "Um. Well."
Temple Smithye says, "I feel like i am losing my right arm or have lost a child since i heard the game was shutting down. This the best game that i have ever found an it will be missed by us all more then anyone can imagine."
Millie Didjermom peers quizzically at Sabin Shade.
Sabin Shade says, "The point I was trying to make is that I hate sauerkraut."
Andrew Webster says, "Well, I've played both GWSE and SC and have had drastically different characters there and here. I many of you might consider me a jerk, even...a shmuck in some circles. But in any event, anything I have said to you, or done, it's not personal. I would love to carry on a relationship with each and every one of you. The real thing that has me upset is that I will probably lose touch with such great people. I'll miss every damned one of you."
Mel Lavinia vigorously attempts walking in a straight line and almost makes it, but attempts a celebratory dance move and falls down.
Miles Prower knocks on Sabin Shade, then stares blankly at him for a very long time, looking vaguely puzzled.
Tia Meissner nods to Temple Smithye.
[General Communication] An orangutan transmits, ""
Freya Londunne touches Millie Didjermom lightly on the nose and says, "Beep."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Sabin Shade says, "Thank you."
Iono Grono picks up a raspberry.
Krishna Jariwala attempts to sit up, but suddenly lies down again.
Ryan Michael smiles at Andrew Webster.
Sabin Shade bows.
Iono Grono takes a bite of a raspberry.
Devin Garner says, "The games were definitely well done. It's a shame they are closing them down."
Iono Grono finishes off a raspberry.
Christine Elestor nods.
Gar Bullen begins to cry.
Robert Colt says, "I've seen many space text-based maymoos. I've never encounter a original and truely innovated team make a successful and well populated MOO/Muds. Its a damn shame this place must come to end, but least it happen to be here. I got play with you all you and those who aren't here today"
Christine Elestor says, "I agree."
Mel Lavinia says, "i tried all 3 games. they all unique in their kind. There were days that i could be playing for 20 hours in gw and sc at the same time. A big thanks to the hosts I'm going to miss you all."
Iono Grono vomits.
Blake Allen nods.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "hahaha!"
Clinton Waterbury says, "I agree."
Kyrith Kemura sighs.
Temple Smithye moans loudly, looking quite sick.
Gar Bullen says, "alright, there's just something i'm curious about"
Christine Elestor says, "My favorite was Arlin."
Andrew Webster says, "Now my only problem is filling the 8 hours a day I alotted myself for this place."
Kyrith Kemura nods to Andrew Webster.
Sabin Shade says, "Mmm. Good times, spending over 24 hours connected to a text game, playing."
Lysander Othin says, "over the past few years these games have definately become part of my daily life, at least most days."
Tom Gibson suddenly awakens.
Honkey Hepherstein nods to Andrew Webster.
Stan Seighburg asks, "Knitting?"
Tia Meissner says to Robert Colt, "It was fun with you around, too. I think you made your mark here."
Millie Didjermom says, "You guys should take up crochet! It's very relaxing."
Millie Didjermom nods to Tia Meissner.
James Didjermom concurs with Tia Meissner.
Gar Bullen asks, "tyler, did you play karsten?"
Ather Jammoa looks at Miles Prower and shrugs.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit performs a series of ill-considered cartwheels, then pauses, looks worried, and hurries to re-collect its contents.
Krishna Jariwala takes a sip of a shot of peach schnapps.
Gar Bullen says, "that's just a mystory i'm wonderin about"
Christine Elestor exclaims, "So true!"
Christine Elestor laughs.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Tam Lin yells, "crocheted Jinu!"
Andrew Webster chortles at Gar Bullen.
Millie Didjermom says, "SC and Robert Colt go together like spaghetti and BAERKballs."
Christine Elestor laughs at Freya Londunne.
Jamie Floxx exclaims, "I need to figure out what I'm going to do all day at work!"
Tia Meissner grins at Millie Didjermom.
Christine Elestor says, "hahaha."
Iono Grono asks, "is it somehtin you're just wondering about?"
Sanity Assassin asks, "Uh, work?"
Mel Lavinia nods.
Sabin Shade nods to Millie Didjermom.
Robert Colt exclaims, "I've been playing here since 1998 (if i'm correct, it was open month before.) I hope a record could be made of fun we had together here. Thank Jason, and all the rest!"
Xander Sagato chuckles at Jamie Floxx.
Sanity Assassin chortles.
Ivan Volkov says, "Well I for one hate all of you. Hanging out here has been a miserable experience for me for more than five years now. If I was ever in a good mood, I could trust you all to ruin that for me. In conclusion: Fuck all of you, love Ivan Volkov."
Robert Colt smiles at Millie Didjermom.
Ather Jammoa laughs at Ivan Volkov.
Sanity Assassin says, "Working while at work. Hmmm. Interesting concept, that."
Sabin Shade cries at Ivan Volkov.
Tia Meissner says, "Now that was a proper speech."
Freya Londunne says to Christine Elestor, "Your last name reminds me of Molestor."
Iono Grono ducks!
Christine Elestor says, "I'm n... I forgot what I was gonna say."
Ather Jammoa says to Ivan Volkov, "well, if it helps, I hate you too!"
Christine Elestor laughs.
Aedan Waterford says, "We love you too, Ivan."
Tom Gibson nearly vomits, but struggles to a half-sitting position and manages to hold it down.
Gar Bullen says, "i posted my contact stuff on the board of GWSE, and SC, if anyone wants to stay in touch"
Tony Matos girns cromulently at Ivan Volkov.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Wo!"
Millie Didjermom says, "That's Ivanspeak for 'I'm a chump who doesn't know how to express himself and I actually had a lot of fun here and love at least my sister and the hsots very much. And also that Tia chick and James.'"
Christine Elestor grins at Ivan Volkov.
Stefanie Richardson says, "same..."
Andrew Webster exclaims, "So!"
Christine Elestor laughs.
Ather Jammoa laughs.
Andrew Webster asks, "What will the staff be doing now?"
Iono Grono says, "i only encountered ivan volkov once and it sucked."
Tia Meissner grins.
Devin Garner asks, "Yea, that's a good question. What is everyone going to do now with the time that would otherwise be spent playing/hosting here?"
Jason McDevitt says, "Ivan also loves his kitties."
Aedan Waterford says, "Aw..."
Christine Elestor says, "Yay."
Millie Didjermom nods to Jason White.
Ivan Volkov says, "Oh, iono. You're certainly not the first to utter that exact sentence."
Millie Didjermom screams!
Ryan Michael says, "learning to code"
Millie Didjermom nods to Jason McDevitt.
Stan Seighburg says, "Probably cure cancer. Or something silly like that."
Millie Didjermom says, "MCD MCD MCD"
Kyrith Kemura giggles quietly.
Jason White chortles.
Tom Gibson laughs.
Iono Grono says, "surely"
Krishna Jariwala attempts to sit up, but suddenly lies down again.
Christine Elestor laughs.
Krishna Jariwala chortles.
Tia Meissner takes a sip of a tall frosty glass of delicious patented Ethan Dombrewski.
[General Communication] An orangutan transmits, ""
Krishna Jariwala quickly drains a shot of peach schnapps.
Duncan West says, "I'm going to learn to code or be a builder somewhere, I think...."
David Humphreys says, "Yeah, I've done my fair shair of MOO/MUD searching, and there's nothing so clear, concise, crisp, shiny, polished, deep, interactive, understandable, or as enjoyable as these Squidsoft MOOs here. I've been involved in the "real world" so much lately that I haven't had a chance to play anything at all - period - but there's some things on here that I'll never forget. You would've never realized that Fortharlin was still in beta. You hosts know how to make games - and not just make games, but make Great games. Originality is a rare thing nowadays, but it's something that has always thrived at Squidsoft. You're a unique group of developers, and a kind of mix that could never be recreated in the gaming world. Life without SC, GWSE, and Fortharlin is like life without toast."
Sabin Shade says, "McDevittsons, a fast food restaraunt coming to a Chetumall Near You."
Ryan Michael says, "Squidsoft did something that no one has ever replicated, and that is polacing emphasis and necessity on groups."
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast asks, "Woah. Life without toast?"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast stares a paperclip down. Awww, the poor thing.
Ryan Michael says, "I want to follow in your footsteps"
Gar Bullen cheers for David Humphreys.
Aedan Waterford laughs.
Stefanie Richardson nods to Ryan Michael.
Gar Bullen says, "how i feel exactly"
Miles Prower chortles at Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast.
Maxel Quihotankin says, "I've got this to say.. While I never played SC.. stuck exclusively to GWSE... I was, and continue to be just floored by the level of detail and care that was put into their creation. I feel honoured that I was a part of its world for as long as I was. If that's cornball, so be it. 'Twas hands-down, the best text game I ever played. No lies. It was a complete blast... and I won't lie in saying that I"ll miss it and everyone I knew there. Thanks."
Lily Hartman says, "That's nice of you to say, David."
Ivan Volkov says, "aww, man. I never got to fully launch my hate campaign against the EAOS."
[General Communication] A Jinu transmits, "Yuuijuminlakiltra et bruyo. Poae bruyo won ske bruyi sket jukl gary wuharel."
Andrew Webster says, "Those who don't know, on GWSE I was Hedgemaz, Danlkor Felthd."
Ather Jammoa says to Ivan Volkov, "you're not alone!"
An ambulatory bowl of fruit jumps up and down.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says to Ivan Volkov, "HA! HA! HA!"
Blake Allen speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator and watch.
[General Communication] Blake Allen transmits, "Good bye for ever Jinu..."
Gar Bullen says, "malloc on GWSE"
Miles Prower speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Miles Prower transmits, "Bye =("
Mark Floyd says, "I have to agree with others about how great this game is -- the code, the concept, the hosts, the players. I also regret having to post thinsg about me trying to make my own MOO during the final days here. I only hope to not lose contact with allof the players. I hope that I can make something that compares to Star Conquest eventually. It will be tough and I might never make it. It is a lot to live up to."
Tia Meissner nods to Maxel Quihotankin.
Jason White exclaims, "The EAOS are cool! How could you!"
Gar Bullen speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Gar Bullen transmits, "bye jinu..."
Iono Grono climbs onto an ambulatory bowl of fruit and demands a piggyback ride.
Ryan Michael turns on a metachannel FTL communicator.
David Humphreys says, "Hey, it's true. I used to always jump on here on a rainy day. these MOOs used to be my ole' faithful."
trans gen Bye Jinu. We'll miss you.
[General Communication] Chris Enn transmits, "Bye Jinu. We'll miss you."
Clinton Waterbury turns on a metachannel FTL communicator.
Gideon Michailovic concurs collectively.
Freya Londunne leans on Cornelius Londunne.
Andrew Webster says, "I don't know what it will be like just not having SC here anymore."
Kyrith Kemura begins to cry.
David Humphreys speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] David Humphreys transmits, "Let's all make hot passionate Jinu love!"
James Didjermom and Fletcher Harris stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Stefanie Richardson leans on you.
Devin Garner says, "Yea playing squidsoft games places a personal bias on my person in that most other text-games can no longer meet the expectations I have come to take for granted."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Jason White says, "I would have joined them if I would have gotten the chance."
Kyrith Kemura and Jason White stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Andrew Webster says, "I may find myself for several days going to connect to it and having nothing."
Christine Elestor laughs at you.
Jason White and Kyrith Kemura take a jump to the left, a step to the right, put their hands on their hips, and do the time warp again!
Christine Elestor laughs.
Joseph Underdark concurs with Andrew Webster.
Ather Jammoa speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Ather Jammoa transmits, "bye Jinu! Bye ifs! Bye outsiders! Bye Unregs! Bye Ather's Minions!"
Iono Grono says, "hurrah"
Honkey Hepherstein and Rosie Morales stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Sabin Shade speaks into a small faux Jinu style communicator.
[General Communication] Sabin Shade transmits, "You never had minions."
Christine Elestor says, "Sucks having people with similar names. Go to alaugh at someone and you laugh at the wrong person."
Stefanie Richardson leads Chris Schulte in a jazzy charleston.
Gar Bullen says, "the three squidsoft games will be on my GMUD list forever, even if they're down"
Tyler Zahn says, "After shutdown when I find a few minutes, I'll replace our existing webpage with some kind of epilogue with links to anyone who's currently trying to develop a new game. Can't hurt. Although I think Mark's about the only one who's asked for a link so far."
Sanity Assassin speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Sanity Assassin transmits, "I'll miss you all!! Yes, even the IFS... Bue especially you, Jinu!"
Ather Jammoa says to Sabin Shade, "wana bet?"
Mel Lavinia babbles continually as everyone pretends to understand.
Joseph Underdark says, "you can thank yourself for the downturn my life is about to take, this gaping hole in my life will only lead to under age drinking and pornography... agk"
Jason White nods.
Aedan Waterford says, "Yes, this is one of the greatest games of all. I played nearly every game in its genre and none come close to the quality of these games. I'd also like to say I'm sorry to the hosts, for being a jerk. Thanks for putting up with me... over and over again. You guys had more patience than Gandhi."
Freya Londunne shakes Ather Jammoa violently.
Ryan Michael says, "I want them too"
Mark Floyd nods to Tyler Zahn.
Jason White says, "I'll get a web site some time."
Krishna Jariwala attempts to sit up, but suddenly lies down again.
Blake Allen speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator and watch.
[General Communication] Blake Allen transmits, "Bye enimies, friends, and everything."
Gar Bullen says, "me too, tyler"
Christine Elestor laughs.
Andrew Webster says to Tyler Zahn, "I'll go for that, it could not help."
Tom Gibson laughs.
Tom Gibson giggles quietly.
Ivan Volkov says to Millie Didjermom, "am I gonna miss anything spectacular if I leave soon?"
Iono Grono sighs.
Tyler Zahn squints at Andrew Webster.
Andrew Webster says to Tyler Zahn, "No website though, because I am lame like that."
Ryan Michael says, "I'm already drawing up a story board with someone else's help, but I dunno if he wants me to mention his name"
-tyl That would be great. I at least have found the Squidsoft Moo tutorial to be extremely well-written and useful.
You say to Tyler Zahn, "That would be great. I at least have found the Squidsoft Moo tutorial to be extremely well-written and useful."
Tam Lin speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Tam Lin transmits, "so long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Andrew Webster says to Tyler Zahn, "That's very nice of you."
Blake Allen says, "No one goes to my website. It sucks."
Tom Gibson turns on a metachannel FTL communicator.
Mark Floyd exclaims, "I just hope I can ever get it all working. I have spent the weekend neck-deep in the complex OO of the MOO core. I'm getting the hang of it slowly but surely!"
Honkey Hepherstein stands up.
Honkey Hepherstein just went east.
Robert Colt speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Robert Colt transmits, "Nice travelling with you folks, hope to see you folks some day. I hope you can find time come back for a re-union!"
Tyler Zahn says to Andrew Webster, "You said 'It could not help.'"
Jason White says, "I'm trying to work on one too. I know some people don't believe me or think it'll suck, but we shall see. I plan to do my very best with it."
Andrew Webster nods to Mark Floyd.
Iono Grono just went east.
Christine Elestor says to Kyrith Kemura, "You ok? You keep trying to sit up, but you liek lie back down."
Xander Sagato says to Tyler Zahn, "Actually I've found your link to the uncle tac's guide rather useful"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Well! I have nothing really original to add, but I feel I have to thank the hosts for their patience. I would have stunned everybody in this room, for instance, if I had been a host. And all of the hard work you've put into the games. It's really pretty amazing what you folks have done. Um... blah blah blah something sad and boohish... played forever... rerolled 115 times on GWSE... blah blah... players are great, for the most part, blah blah blaaah... yay Squidsoft! We <3 you."
Christine Elestor says, "I mean Krishta."
Tia Meissner grins at Robert Colt.
Tyler Zahn says, "Everyone's welcome to try, people have to start somewhere and learn."
Christine Elestor nods.
Honkey Hepherstein just arrived.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit throws a banana at Mel Lavinia (staring into space), hitting her squarely in the chest.
say Good bye Out-of-Coms calculator. :(
You say, "Good bye Out-of-Coms calculator. :("
Tia Meissner grins at Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast.
Ather Jammoa picks up a banana.
Christine Elestor laughs.
Stefanie Richardson begins to cry.

David Humphreys says, "So I'm not the only one who's rerolled 115 times? Phew."
You hear three quick beeps and glance up to see yellow lights flick on overhead as the ship enters yellow alert.
Tia Meissner exclaims, "Great speech!"
Jason McDevitt sighs.
Ryan Michael picks up a cherry.
Jason McDevitt just went east.
You hear a single beep and glance up to see green lights flick on overhead as the ship enters normal status.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast grins at David Humphreys.
Honkey Hepherstein exclaims, "noooooo....not the out of coms calculator!!!"
Ryan Michael finishes off a cherry.
Aedan Waterford says, "What the..."
Jason McDevitt just arrived.
Sanity Assassin blinks.
Tam Lin falls on the ground, laughing uncontrollably.
Gar Bullen skates east.
Ather Jammoa gasps.
Christine Elestor says, "That was weird."
Tyler Zahn says, "I'm not sure what I'll do, I've been MOOnig for a good 9 or 10 years or something, programming for most of it. I may tinker somewhere from time to time, not sure I'll ever finish anything fullscale again, but giving up MOOing completely would be so sad."
Tom Gibson says, "yeah what was that for"
Iono Grono just arrived.
Krishna Jariwala says, "um..."
Blake Allen says, "Hay, are we going to go into space for the last time with this thing? Just wondering about it."
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Andrew Webster nods to Tyler Zahn.
Ather Jammoa finishes off a banana.
Gar Bullen arrives at a brisk skate.
Iono Grono says, "sorry bout the red alert i was messin around"
Krishna Jariwala pauses to consider his shot and steady himself as he aims a black unmarked stun cannon at Gar Bullen.
Xander Sagato nods to Tyler Zahn.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "Of course! There's always one more journey to make!"
Jason White says, "Yeah. Let's end by going through that black hole at the core or something."
Stan Seighburg asks, "And sail off into the... sun?"
Krishna Jariwala fires a black unmarked stun cannon at Gar Bullen!
Krishna Jariwala's stun gun merely clicks oddly.
A shiny blue medical drone suddenly flies close to Gar Bullen, directs its small turret at him, and fires a wave of counterstun sonics.
A shiny blue medical drone succeeds in healing Gar Bullen.
Jean the droid suddenly aims its stun turret attachment at Krishna Jariwala and fires.
The shot hits Krishna Jariwala's head.
Krishna Jariwala suddenly seems unable to move.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "And other inspirational things!"
Robert Colt says to Tyler Zahn, "time for you start making with the coding."
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Yeah!"
Tony Matos asks, "Can we go to the IFS capital planet?!???!??!?!??!?"
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Let's go o the chore!"
Sabin Shade says, "Mmm. Core. That was a fun trip."
Christine Elestor nods.
Mark Floyd exclaims, "Yeah, take us somewhere fun!"
Joseph Underdark says, "i bet the soft coding here is worth a lot of money to someone somewhere"
Andrew Webster says to Tyler Zahn, "I'll always be around for you to make fun of."
Gar Bullen says, "lets do something cool, blow something up for the finally"
Ather Jammoa asks, "did you guys ever code in the Miss system?"
Andrew Webster beams.
Iono Grono lies down.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Woo!"
Robert Colt says to Jason White, "Why not take us on tour SC universe since we won't get the chance."
Tyler Zahn leans on Andrew Webster.
Iono Grono stands up.
Aedan Waterford nods.
Iono Grono sits down on Iono Grono.
Christine Elestor laughs.
Robert Colt says to Jason White, "McdeWhy not take us on tour SC universe since we won't get the chance."
Millie Didjermom chortles.
Robert Colt says to Jason White, "Mcde Why not take us on tour SC universe since we won't get the chance."
Gideon Michailovic glances around.
Robert Colt says, "damn it"
Sanity Assassin chortles.
Jason McDevitt says, "Hmm, I'll show you something cool."
Stan Seighburg says, "It's like in the old westerns in which the hero rides off into the sunset, suffering fourth-degree burns and horrible searing death."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Lily Hartman grins.
Jason White laughs.
sigh rob
You sigh at Robert Colt.
Aedan Waterford exclaims, "SHAAAANE!"
Jason McDevitt says, "One of the few places of interest that actually exists."
Andrew Webster exclaims, "ONO COVER YOUR EYES!"
Temple Smithye moans loudly, looking quite sick.
Andrew Webster says, "Or...not..."
Devin Garner asks, "Hey uh, wouldn't it be possible just to uh say get more staff and such?"
Stefanie Richardson asks, "or... how about one more invasion?"
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "BACK TO THE CR!"
Jason McDevitt just went east.
Aedan Waterford just went east.
Jason White says, "Does it have Felos"
Tyler Zahn skates east.
Emily the droid struts sensually out of the area, following closely behind Tyler Zahn.
Ather Jammoa skates east.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast's group just went east.
Sanity Assassin stands up.
Kyrith Kemura stands up.
Jason White laughs.
Kyrith Kemura skates east.
David Humphreys just went east.
Sanity Assassin just went east.
Blake Allen just went east.
Jess the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
Leassa the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
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Karsten Broderick skates east.
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Main Deck]
Garrett Joar is asleep.
Kyrith Kemura, Sanity Assassin, Blake Allen, and Karsten Broderick are here.
Jess the droid and Leassa the droid are following behind Blake.
You can go north, south, west, and down.
Ariana Hickerspoff just arrived.
Karsten Broderick skates north.
Sanity Assassin just went north.
Blake Allen just went north.
Jess the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
Leassa the droid walks out of the area, following closely behind Blake Allen.
Ariana Hickerspoff just went north.
Xander Sagato just arrived.
Dorrin McVea just arrived.
Kyrith Kemura skates north.
Dorrin McVea just went north.
Christine Elestor just arrived.
Stefanie Richardson arrives at a brisk skate.
Ivan Volkov just arrived.
Ryan Michael just arrived.
Stefanie Richardson skates north.
Gar Bullen arrives at a brisk skate.
Andrew Webster just arrived.
Ivan Volkov just went north.
Ryan Michael just went north.
Andrew Webster just went north.
Freya Londunne arrives at a brisk skate, followed by her group.
Thoreau Halliwell just arrived.
Gar Bullen skates north.
Millie Didjermom just arrived.
Thoreau Halliwell just went north.
Tam Lin just arrived.
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Tony Matos just arrived.
[Starship "Star Conquest"; Control Room]
You see Ashley the droid, Ariana the droid, Kayla the droid, Karsten the droid, Jursie the droid, Rex the droid, Gertrude the droid, a baka Jinu droid, a reflective jet-black droid named Eiratan, a matte grey droid identified as 'Hrm' with a large black question mark crudely spraypainted onto it, Sid the droid, Rudy the droid, Misty the droid, MiniMiller the droid, Damian the droid, Charity the droid, Robocop the droid, Rambo the droid, Sugar the droid, Spice the droid, and Lara the droid here.
Gordon Belk (staring into space), Jason McDevitt, Tyler Zahn, Aedan Waterford, Ather Jammoa, Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast, Gideon Michailovic, David Humphreys, Karsten Broderick, Sanity Assassin, Blake Allen, Ariana Hickerspoff, Kyrith Kemura, Dorrin McVea, Stefanie Richardson, Ivan Volkov, Ryan Michael, Andrew Webster, Gar Bullen, and Thoreau Halliwell are here.
Emily the droid is following behind Tyler.
Jess the droid and Leassa the droid are following behind Blake.
You can go south and out.
Xander Sagato just arrived.
Sabin Shade's group just arrived.
Freya Londunne arrives at a brisk skate, followed by her group.
Tony Matos just arrived.
Tia Meissner just arrived.
Millie Didjermom just arrived.
Mark Floyd just arrived.
David Humphreys asks, "Do we get to see some boobs before the universe ends?"
Miles Prower arrives at a brisk skate.
Jason White just arrived.
Lily Hartman just arrived.
Tam Lin just arrived.
Clinton Waterbury just arrived.
Miles Prower joins Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast's group.
Tom Gibson just arrived.
Jean the droid walks into the area, following closely behind Tom Gibson.
Lily Hartman says, "Whew."
Robert Colt just arrived.
Jamie Floxx arrives at a brisk skate.
Bat Smith just arrived.
Mel Lavinia just arrived.
A shiny blue medical drone hovers into the area, following closely behind Mel Lavinia.
Temple Smithye just arrived.
A red-colored miniature pinscher named Miss Scarlett pads along behind Temple.
Ather Jammoa joins Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast's group.
Joseph Underdark just arrived.
Sabin Shade says, "BOOB CAKE"
Andrew Webster says, "(.)(.) there you go david."
Chuck Goff just arrived.
Iono Grono just arrived.
Krishna Jariwala just arrived.
Joseph Underdark joins Sabin Shade's group.
Sabin Shade says, "We need boob cake."
Duncan West just arrived.
Christine Elestor just arrived.
David Humphreys cheers.
Mel Lavinia says, "lara follow"
The mechanical voice of Lara the droid says, "I have begun following."
Jason McDevitt says, "How many of you remember the great Renegade base assault? Nobody? Okay, good."
Iono Grono pokes Tam Lin in the ribs. Neato!
Robert Colt says, "I do"
Gideon Michailovic exclaims, "Is it going to be some planet with cool ships no one has that's on a planet like two south of sector 47 that nobody bothered to check?!"
Andrew Webster exclaims, "Sector #-1!"
Jason McDevitt cheers for Robert Colt.
James Didjermom's group just arrived.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "-1 yes, but first, sector 0!"
Iono Grono holds Tom Gibson's hand, taking him into his group.
Ivan Volkov says, "No you on't, you crazy liar."
Ather Jammoa asks, "sector 34? That temp structure?"
Iono Grono joins Tam Lin's group.
Jason McDevitt says, "Well, we never got rid of those sectors."
Sabin Shade exclaims, "New Beginning!"
Honkey Hepherstein just arrived.
Tom Gibson stumbles around drunkely, trips over something, and falls down.
Jason McDevitt says, "We've been using sector 0 as a repository for various important ships ever since."
Tom Gibson stands up.
Jason McDevitt says, "It's quite a starmap."
Maxel Quihotankin just arrived.
Bat Smith says, "wow cool."
Jason White says, "Heh"
Millie Didjermom says, "That temp structure in 34 is just where I parked Fadden once and it kinda stuck."
Millie Didjermom chortles.
Tony Matos says, "Kooky"
Tom Gibson says, "this was the best"
You notice Jason McDevitt beginning the launch sequence.
Ather Jammoa nods to Millie Didjermom.
Iono Grono laughs.
Mark Floyd exclaims, "Cool, sector 0 sounds awesome!"
The computer locates a launch trajectory.

NamidaGreat Est just arrived.
Sabin Shade says, "Fadden ruled."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Christine Elestor laughs at Tom Gibson.
James Didjermom concurs with Sabin Shade.
Aedan Waterford nods.
Xander Sagato presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Robert Colt presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.

Mel Lavinia loses all sense of balance and collapses.
Honkey Hepherstein presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
NamidaGreat Est presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Fringe Cargo Hauler "My Coffin"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Charged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (5, 8, 6)
Distance: 1

Jason McDevitt presses a button and brings up the FTL flight control board.
Ivan Volkov says, "Eh, she was overrated."
Honkey Hepherstein presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Kyrith Kemura presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tyler Zahn presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Aedan Waterford presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Iono Grono laughs at Ather Jammoa.
Ivan Volkov presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Gar Bullen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason White says, "I remember those encounters with her from my previous characters"
Honkey Hepherstein presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason McDevitt says, "One second."
Mark Floyd presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Mel Lavinia stands up.
Ryan Michael presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sanity Assassin presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason White presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Lily Hartman presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
NamidaGreat Est presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
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Christine Elestor smirks.
Tony Matos presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sector 20: Grenwold (neutral) [Human Interalliance Space]
Current coordinates: (4, 8, 6)

James Didjermom presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Muiri Sato presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason McDevitt presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Miles Prower presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Stefanie Richardson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Robert Colt presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sabin Shade says, "this is coming from someone who was a punkbitch at the time."
Lily Hartman grins.
Neville Landon suddenly steps from the background.
Jason McDevitt says, "NOW LOOK."
Tyler Zahn presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ather Jammoa presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Stan Seighburg just arrived.
Freya Londunne presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Robert Colt says, "what the"
Miles Prower chortles.
Iono Grono presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Mark Floyd presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tyler Zahn chortles.
Dorrin McVea presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason White presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ariana Hickerspoff presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Duncan West presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Lily Hartman presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sanity Assassin presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
James Didjermom presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tony Matos says, "OH DO SECTOR 3 NEXT"
Xander Sagato presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Andrew Webster presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tony Matos presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Aedan Waterford says, "I'll miss Rory Calhoun"
Upon hearing his name, Rory Calhoun looks up from his cup of tea and nods. "Hello."
Aedan Waterford presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sabin Shade says, "HAH"
Lily Hartman says, "Wow."
Ryan Michael presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ather Jammoa presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Unregistered Salvage Junker "Buttercup"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Uncharged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (6, 3, 5)
Distance: 5

Temple Smithye presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Muiri Sato presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Krishna Jariwala lifts a small plastic cover and presses a red button.

You hear a low hum as the ship's weapons are powered up.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Devin Garner presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "buttercup!"
Sabin Shade lifts a small plastic cover and presses a green button.
You hear a single beep and glance up to see green lights flick on overhead as the ship enters normal status.
A low hum you had barely noticed until now slowly fades away as weapons are powered down.
Tia Meissner presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Iono Grono begins scanning for debris.
Gideon Michailovic presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Millie Didjermom presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys says, "Wow."
Tia Meissner says, "I remember the Buttercup."
Scanning reveals no nearby debris.
Christine Elestor presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Iono Grono begins scanning for debris.
Tyler Zahn says, "STOP PLAYING WITH ALERT"
Jason White says, "Oh wow"
Tyler Zahn presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Clinton Waterbury presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Gar Bullen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ryan Michael presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Cornelius Londunne presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Scanning reveals no nearby debris.
Jason White says, "The tradeship is here"
Dorrin McVea presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Krishna Jariwala presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Bat Smith presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Chuck Goff presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tom Gibson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason White says, "Heh"
Krishna Jariwala presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tia Meissner presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Gar Bullen presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Kyrith Kemura presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Jinu starship

Hull damage: Immeasurable
Average damage: Immeasurable
Occupancy: Unknown
FTL Capable: Unknown
Weapons: Unknown
Power: Unknown
Cargo: Unknown
Coordinates: (8, 10, 4)
Distance: 4

Iono Grono presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ivan Volkov presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


EAOS Empriser "Venture"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Uncharged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (1, 5, 6)
Distance: 4

Jason McDevitt presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Andrew Webster presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ryan Michael presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Jason White presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Aedan Waterford presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Jinu starship

Hull damage: Immeasurable
Average damage: Immeasurable
Occupancy: Unknown
FTL Capable: Unknown
Weapons: Unknown
Power: Unknown
Cargo: Unknown
Coordinates: (8, 10, 4)
Distance: 4

scan
Ships in this sector:

[1] Ribbed For Her Pleasure (EAOS)
[2] Buttercup (unregistered)
[3] Cat Eater (Coalition)
[4] Fun In The Sun (AEU)
[5] Violating Your Personal Space (AEU)
[6] Presiding Presence (AEU)
[7] Getting In Your Face (AEU)
[8] Obligatory Encounter (EAOS)
[9] Venture (EAOS)
[10] Never Knows Best (unregistered)
[11] Missed Me Twice (AEU)
[12] Nacho (EAOS)
[13] Freighter 876 (Coalition)
[14] Yuuijuminlakiltra (Jinu)

Scan which ship?
[Type a line of input or `@abort' to abort the command.]
Tyler Zahn says, "YEah, this is where the tradeship hides when it's not in known space."
Xander Sagato presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


EAOS Syphon "Ribbed For Her Pleasure"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Charged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (6, 9, 10)
Distance: 4

Ryan Michael laughs.
Stan Seighburg asks, "Hmmmm... piloting by commitee now?"
Jason McDevitt says, "Yup, this is where it spends its off time."
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "the jinu ship's here!"
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Christine Elestor asks, "What's with eveybody lookig at the map?"
Invalid selection.
Millie Didjermom says, "I WILL KILL YOU ALL"
Christine Elestor laughs.
Neville Landon says, "I'd like to say a few words."
cheer
You cheer.
Gar Bullen cheers.
Stefanie Richardson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Aedan Waterford presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Coalition Fighter "Cat Eater"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: No
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Charged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (8, 2, 1)
Distance: 8

Mel Lavinia presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Stefanie Richardson presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


EAOS Syphon "Ribbed For Her Pleasure"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Charged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (6, 9, 10)
Distance: 4

Christine Elestor presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Andrew Webster nods to Neville Landon.
Sabin Shade presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Unregistered Jouster "Never Knows Best"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Uncharged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (3, 3, 1)
Distance: 7

Stefanie Richardson presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Unregistered Salvage Junker "Buttercup"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Uncharged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (6, 3, 5)
Distance: 5

Gideon Michailovic exclaims, "Someone drop a stun bomb!"
Neville Landon coughs.
Stan Seighburg says, "It's sorta like having a fistfight by commitee."
Sabin Shade says, "JOUSTER"
Aedan Waterford presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Coalition Freighter "Freighter 876"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Filled
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered up
Power: Charged
Cargo: Unknown
Coordinates: (12, 18, 6)
Distance: 12

Iono Grono presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit runs around in tight circles.
Jason McDevitt says, "OKAY SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A MINUTE."
Devin Garner asks, "I don't understand what's going on, what are all these starships?"
Dorrin McVea exclaims, "STOP!"
Dorrin McVea exclaims, "STOP!!!"
David Humphreys exclaims, "ATTENTION!"
Jason McDevitt points at Neville Landon.
Robert Colt says, "What happened to David Last Summer or something like that."
Neville Landon glances around.
salute
You sharply salute.
Neville Landon absently bobs his head like a parakeet.
Tony Matos glances at Neville Landon.
Neville Landon exclaims, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
Iono Grono gawks at Neville Landon.
Honkey Hepherstein presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


Jinu starship

Hull damage: Immeasurable
Average damage: Immeasurable
Occupancy: Unknown
FTL Capable: Unknown
Weapons: Unknown
Power: Unknown
Cargo: Unknown
Coordinates: (8, 10, 4)
Distance: 4

Tom Gibson begins scanning for debris.
Scanning reveals no nearby debris.
NamidaGreat Est presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Neville Landon says, "That is all."
Fletcher Harris sighs at Honkey Hepherstein.
Iono Grono's mouth drops open in complete awe.
Tom Gibson sharply salutes.
Sabin Shade presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Tyler Zahn says, "God you all suck."
David Humphreys cheers for Neville Landon.
Ather Jammoa sharply salutes Neville Landon.
Tyler Zahn says, "Stupid doing shit."
Jason McDevitt begins to cry.
Tyler Zahn presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Fletcher Harris says, "Okay, the ships have been scanned. ENOUGH."
Tony Matos presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason McDevitt hugs Neville Landon.
Xander Sagato presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


AEU Intercepter "Fun In The Sun"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Charged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (6, 4, 5)
Distance: 4

Neville Landon hugs Jason McDevitt.
Fletcher Harris suddenly screams at Xander Sagato!
Iono Grono says, "doing shit"
Sabin Shade sobs.
Tom Gibson vigorously attempts walking in a straight line and almost makes it, but attempts a celebratory dance move and falls down.
Ather Jammoa gives Neville Landon a high five.
Fletcher Harris glances around.
Xander Sagato presses some buttons on the sensor control board.


EAOS Syphon "Ribbed For Her Pleasure"

Hull damage: 0%
Average damage: 0%
Occupancy: Empty
FTL Capable: Yes
Weapons: Powered down
Power: Charged
Cargo: None
Coordinates: (6, 9, 10)
Distance: 4

NamidaGreat Est exclaims, "I want a command carrier!"
Christine Elestor laughs.
Tony Matos says, "OH GOD PLEASE STOP"
Robert Colt bows to Jason McDevitt.
Tam Lin suddenly punches Xander Sagato! Ouch.
Christine Elestor says, "Stop. hhaaha."
Gar Bullen says, "jesus stop"
Tom Gibson stands up.
Gideon Michailovic says, "I really rish you idiots would stop scanning ships people have already scanned."
Andrew Webster says to Xander Sagato, "Are you a shit face?"
Sabin Shade says, "MAY I HIT XANDER"
Jason White says, "STOOOOOOOOOOp"
Iono Grono says, "that's gross"
Christine Elestor laughs.
Christine Elestor blushes.
Honkey Hepherstein walks over and kicks Xander Sagato! Ouch!
Suddenly, you notice a piano fall from a tall building and hurtle down directly towards Xander Sagato. He searches frantically for an umbrella, but to no avail, and he is forced to take the brunt of the hit.
Xander Sagato's head seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's right arm seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's right arm seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's right leg seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's left leg seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's head seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's right arm seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's left arm seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's left leg seems to have been injured!
Xander Sagato's right leg seems to have been injured!
Millie Didjermom coughs.
Tyler Zahn chortles.
Miles Prower grins.
Millie Didjermom glances around.
Tyler Zahn gives Millie Didjermom a high five.
Tom Gibson giggles quietly.
Millie Didjermom whistles.
Tony Matos chuckles.
Iono Grono cheers.
Sabin Shade applauds sedately.
Thoreau Halliwell chortles.
Temple Smithye snickers.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Wow!"
Jason McDevitt says, "WELL"
David Humphreys giggles quietly.
Robert Colt says to Jason McDevitt, "McDevitt Thanks for the fun ride."
Suddenly, you notice a reverse piano fall from a tall building and hurtle down directly towards Xander Sagato. He searches frantically for an inverse umbrella, but to no avail, and he is forced to take the brunt of the negative hit.
Xander Sagato's head seems to have been somewhat healed.
Xander Sagato's left arm seems to have been somewhat healed.
Xander Sagato's right arm seems to have been somewhat healed.
Xander Sagato's right leg seems to have been somewhat healed.
Xander Sagato's left leg seems to have been somewhat healed.
Sabin Shade says, "Butterfingers."
Gar Bullen cackles evilly!
Christine Elestor asks, "What was that?"
Jason McDevitt says, "I think we might as well not draw this out."
Christine Elestor laughs.
Krishna Jariwala stumbles around drunkely, trips over something, and falls down.
Christine Elestor laughs at Krishna Jariwala.
James Didjermom smiles.
Krishna Jariwala stands up.
Honkey Hepherstein and Rosie Morales stand relatively still, blinking calmly. Do the Jinu!
Robert Colt nods.
Gar Bullen says, "well, i've gotta go"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast asks, "Wasn't Neville going to say something? Or did I miss it in the spam?"
Gideon Michailovic exclaims, "Shouldn't we wait until the stroke of midnight or something?!"
Jason McDevitt asks, "Who wants to come along on one more journey?"
Andrew Webster nods to Jason McDevitt.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "me!"
Sabin Shade says, "ME"
Aedan Waterford waves.
Ivan Volkov says, "sure"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says to Jason McDevitt, "Me!"
Ariana Hickerspoff points at herself to try and attract attention.
Robert Colt says to Jason McDevitt, "I'd like too"
Christine Elestor nods.
Tia Meissner exclaims, "I do!"
Gideon Michailovic says to Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast, "You missed it. It was a Dumbledore quote."
cheer
Jason McDevitt says, "It'll be all symbolic of new beginnings and shit."
You cheer.
Sanity Assassin nods to Jason McDevitt.
Jason White exclaims, "MEEEEEE!"
Kyrith Kemura exclaims, "me!"
Xander Sagato cheers.
Honkey Hepherstein says, "me"
Stefanie Richardson nods.
Maxel Quihotankin says, "Sure...."
Aedan Waterford says, "I do"
Devin Garner says, "I'll miss you guys."
Tom Gibson says, "sure"
Tam Lin bounces happily.
Neville Landon gives a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 to Xander Sagato.
Andrew Webster says, "The last FTL jump of the last flight."
Temple Smithye says, "has been a fun trip. but all good things have to come to an end sometime"
Clinton Waterbury cheers.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "M me me me !"
Neville Landon says, "Cheers."
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Temple Smithye vigorously attempts walking in a straight line and almost makes it, but attempts a celebratory dance move and falls down.
Andrew Webster says, "I feel like Patton."
Clinton Waterbury exclaims, "Me!"
Gar Bullen says, "will we all be here in 2 hours or so"
Lysander Othin just arrived.
Ryan Michael exclaims, "me!"
Jason McDevitt says, "Fraid not."
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Yay!"
Temple Smithye says, "me"
Neville Landon gives a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 to Ryan Michael.
Christine Elestor smiles.
Muiri Sato says, "I'm in."
Ivan Volkov says, "I won't be, I have to leave soon."
Xander Sagato quickly drains a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.
Xander Sagato vomits.
Robert Colt says, "Center of the Universe i take it? *laughs*"
Gideon Michailovic asks, "Will we be here in five minutes?"
Andrew Webster sighs.
Xander Sagato wobbles around in circles for a moment and then collapses to the floor, unconscious.
Mark Floyd nods to Jason McDevitt.
Gar Bullen says, "how long till we close"
Bat Smith says, "i will"
David Humphreys says, "Mr. Sulu, warp factor three."
Gar Bullen says, "well squidsoft"
Jason McDevitt says, "It'll be close."
Iono Grono slumps to the ground and has violent seizures for several minutes. He then stands up dizzily.
An ambulatory bowl of fruit juggles several oranges.
Andrew Webster presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Andrew Webster exclaims, "NUCLEAR WESSEL!"
Stefanie Richardson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ryan Michael presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Gideon Michailovic asks, "Can we see the BEHIND THE SCENES place where you all hang out?"
Jason White presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Gideon Michailovic glances around.
Aedan Waterford laughs at Andrew Webster.
Tony Matos says, "Pourin a 40 on the curb for star conquest"
Krishna Jariwala presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Iono Grono says, "MOTHER RUSSIA"
Tom Gibson quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
David Humphreys presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "yeah! I wana see the lounge!"
Neville Landon says, "Wonder if I should leave Xander like that."
Ather Jammoa nods to Neville Landon.
Gar Bullen says, "well, i've gotta go, thanks for everything, contact if you want it's on the board, goodbye, and thanks for everything"
say Yes.
You say, "Yes."
Gar Bullen yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Tony Matos nods to Neville Landon.
Christine Elestor just went south.
Iono Grono says, "i want to see the torture chamber"
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Tom Gibson.
Clinton Waterbury presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Andrew Webster says to Gar Bullen, "AIM?"
Tom Gibson quickly drains a shot of whiskey.
Ather Jammoa says to Neville Landon, "please leave him like that?"
Neville Landon says, "By the way everyone."
Gideon Michailovic suddenly punches Clinton Waterbury! Ouch.
Ivan Volkov says, "I want to see the room of infinite silence."
Miles Prower chortles.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Lysander Othin says, "aww..."
Aedan Waterford says to Lysander Othin, "Sorry, didn't quite make it."
Christine Elestor just arrived.
Joseph Underdark says, "there goes gwse"
Miles Prower says, "GOOD ONE ON GWSE."
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Gar Bullen.
Christine Elestor frowns.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Tyler Zahn says, "We'll leave the forum up for a while, by the way."
Lily Hartman says, "Aw."
Duncan West laughs.
Andrew Webster nods to Tyler Zahn.
Christine Elestor presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to Tom Gibson.
Gideon Michailovic says, "I grabbed everything."
Lysander Othin says, "We were just about to have a 6 ship battle on GWSE"
Jason White presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Gideon Michailovic glances around.
Iono Grono presses a button and brings up the FTL flight control board.
Mel Lavinia begins to cry.
Neville Landon says, "And as I announced before, Fat Cat Online has a new forum. I placed a Squidsoft forum on it for you all to make use of."
Lysander Othin says, "oh well, not I can join this party"
Stefanie Richardson helps herself to a small glass of absinthe from a refrigerator.
Mel Lavinia says, "i'm going to miss gw so so much"
Stefanie Richardson quickly drains a small glass of absinthe.
Krishna Jariwala helps himself to a shot of whiskey.
Andrew Webster says, "I want to be on durning the @shutdown countdown."
NamidaGreat Est says, "Oh dam, we were arranging a battle on GWSE and anthor just shuting it down right before we were about to start."
Krishna Jariwala gives a shot of whiskey to a matte grey droid identified as 'Hrm' with a large black question mark crudely spraypainted onto it.
Neville Landon says, "Get there at http://www.fatcatonline.com/ and clicking on the forum link."
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Tyler Zahn says, "There is no countdown."
Tyler Zahn says, "We just go BLAM and it's off."
Robert Colt says to Jason McDevitt, "Mcdevitt Is there no way, to least save the core of the game for someone whom you'd find worth to carry on? It such lost."
Iono Grono will miss SC
Helios Bonzai just arrived.
Lysander Othin asks, "Is Anthor here?"
Helios Bonzai just went south.
Gideon Michailovic says to Robocop the droid, "Read the forums."
Tyler Zahn says to Robert Colt, "We're not deleting it, gimp."
Tom Gibson vomits.
Millie Didjermom asks, "Okay, everyone listening?"
Tyler Zahn shows Tyler Zahn to Lysander Othin.
Helios Bonzai just arrived.
Tom Gibson wobbles around in circles for a moment and then collapses to the floor, unconscious.
Gideon Michailovic coughs.
Neville Landon shows Tyler Zahn to Lysander Othin.
Millie Didjermom says, "I have something to say."
Freya Londunne nods to Millie Didjermom.
Ather Jammoa nods to Millie Didjermom.
Aedan Waterford says to Millie Didjermom, "I am."
Andrew Webster nods to Millie Didjermom.
Iono Grono is listening
Kyrith Kemura nods to Millie Didjermom.
Devin Garner says, "I wonder how many lines of code the shutdown() verb is."
Millie Didjermom says, "And this is the LAST TIME I'm saying it. So EVERYONE listen."
David Humphreys hugs Millie Didjermom.
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Ivan Volkov says, "not me."
Stefanie Richardson nods.
Millie Didjermom pushes Ivan Volkov!
Helios Bonzai giggles quietly.
Lysander Othin hugs Tyler Zahn.
Neville Landon presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor lies down.
Robert Colt says to Tyler Zahn, "will be used for another universe or attempt?"
Christine Elestor stands up.
Christine Elestor laughs.
Millie Didjermom says, "We ARE NOT giving the databases to ANYONE who is not a CURRENT STAFF MEMBER."
Ather Jammoa concurs with Millie Didjermom.
Millie Didjermom says, "No amount of money or begging will change that."
David Humphreys asks, "Can I join staff, like, right now?"
Aedan Waterford bops David Humphreys.
Millie Didjermom says, "No."
Iono Grono laughs.
Muiri Sato chuckles.
Neville Landon suddenly punches David Humphreys! Ouch.
NamidaGreat Est laughs
Helios Bonzai snickers.
Jason White glares coldly at David Humphreys.
Tyler Zahn says to Robert Colt, "Probably not. All the current staff members are getting copies because we all put so much work into it, but I wouldn't expect to see them ever running again."
Xander Sagato attempts to sit up, but suddenly lies down again.
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Honkey Hepherstein suddenly punches David Humphreys! Ouch.
Bat Smith exclaims, "let's all be staff!"
Ather Jammoa walks over and kicks Bat Smith! Ouch!
Iono Grono is staff.
Neville Landon pats Xander Sagato on the back.
Neville Landon says, "You're good."
Aedan Waterford says, "It's not up for grabs. Deal with it."
Lysander Othin says, "how ever unpleasant our encounter were, Anthor... It has been a pleasure."
Ryan Michael twirls Helios Bonzai around gracefully.
Robert Colt says, "What waste. Aww well."
Andrew Webster says, "Such a sad thing."
Mel Lavinia says, "if you ever get it all back online, please let us know"
Iono Grono begins to pull on himself nervously.
Christine Elestor says, "I've not enough brains to be staff, as some people know."
Tony Matos yawns.
Jason McDevitt says, "So... what can I say? These games have been 7 years of my life with a few ups and downs. I'm sure it's much the same for everyone. All in all it's been a lot of fun, as designing games is something I love. I'm very glad to have met a lot of people I never would've known otherwise. But everything has to end. Regret isn't worth the energy."
Iono Grono throws a mad temper tantrum, and begins throwing things across the room!
nod mcd
Christine Elestor laughs.
You nod to Jason McDevitt.
Ather Jammoa says to Christine Elestor, "no kidding"
Kyrith Kemura begins to cry.
Ryan Michael asks, "will you guys be available to chat and give technical help?"
Tyler Zahn says, "It's going to be a sad next few weeks though."
Stefanie Richardson bursts into tears!
Bat Smith says, "well, i'm really glad there is gona be a backup."
David Humphreys says, "And another one bites the dust."
Devin Garner says, "Well thanks for putting up with me for so long, hosts and players alike. Have a good rest of your life and such."
Christine Elestor sighs.
Ather Jammoa says, "yeah, and you hosts make sure to yell at me sometime on aim..."
Aedan Waterford presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ather Jammoa bursts into tears!
Tia Meissner pats Ather Jammoa on the back.
Christine Elestor says, "Aww."
Tyler Zahn says, "Eh, you can IM me if you want, but don't expect me to be 24 hour technical support."
Helios Bonzai says, "hrm... need to find a new way to waste away my life now"
Tia Meissner lovingly pets an adorable fuzzy grey kitten named Misa.
An adorable fuzzy grey kitten named Misa arches her back against Tia's hand and purrs softly.
Helios Bonzai grins.
Neville Landon says, "As Atrus said, the ending can never truly be written. Even though he's about to see his last game."
Bat Smith asks, "what were the specs on the server?"
Tia Meissner says, "I'll miss my kitten."
Andrew Webster says to Jason McDevitt, "But where will I go, what I will I do!"
Mark Floyd asks, "So, are all the hosts done with running a MOO or might one of them decide to put SC back online then?"
Andrew Webster wails loudly, obviously in some kind of pain.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "I killed my dog!"
Temple Smithye picks up a red-colored miniature pinscher named Miss Scarlett.
Ather Jammoa sobs.
Millie Didjermom says, "We've all had ups and downs over the years. But I think you all know that SC especially is really special to me. Despite the death threats and blackmail and horrible other stuff, I've always come back. Because I care about you guys. But Jason's right, regret isn't worth the energy."
Tyler Zahn says, "I'll probably still log onto the screenname SquidSoft, or there's my regular screenname FigletFanNo2, same as my forum name."
Helios Bonzai just went south.
Temple Smithye pats a red-colored miniature pinscher named Miss Scarlett lightly.
Krishna Jariwala stumbles around drunkely, trips over something, and falls down.
Ather Jammoa nods to Tyler Zahn.
Mel Lavinia begins to cry.
Andrew Webster asks, "So, what is the last trip of ours?"
Ryan Michael nods to Tyler Zahn.
Tyler Zahn says, "I wouldn't expect to see any of the current SquidSoft games online ever again."
Christine Elestor says, "This i think is very crappy."
Kyrith Kemura sobs.
Jason White sobs.
Christine Elestor begins to cry.
Maxel Quihotankin sighs.
Mark Floyd nods to Tyler Zahn.
Temple Smithye nearly vomits, but struggles to a half-sitting position and manages to hold it down.
Stefanie Richardson sobs.
NamidaGreat Est sobs.
Maxel Quihotankin says, "Ahwell."
Lily Hartman throws some of a tiny jar of shimmery black faerie dust in the air. Everything is sparkly for a moment.
Joseph Underdark begins to cry.
Maxel Quihotankin says, "Was a grand run."
Jason McDevitt says, "Unless anyone has anything else... we'll set out."
Ather Jammoa sobs.
Kyrith Kemura bursts into tears!
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Stefanie Richardson bursts into tears!
Mark Floyd begins to cry.
Iono Grono says, "i was always surprised to meet sighted people playing these text games"
Kyrith Kemura says, "nooo please.. gods. nooooo.."
Xander Sagato moans loudly, looking quite sick.
Jamie Floxx begins to cry.
Jason White says, "Nothing but tears, I expect."
Ivan Volkov says, "Let's rock out with our cocks out."
Andrew Webster says, "That's it."
Aedan Waterford says to Jason McDevitt, "Where to?"
Jason White sobs.
Tyler Zahn says, "I may dabble here and there on my own, but that too may fade and I don't know if I'll ever do anything on this scale again."
Gideon Michailovic says, "Valete."
Iono Grono says, "i had thought they'd gone out"
Joseph Underdark asks, "what are you gonna do with your server?"
Tia Meissner grins at Iono Grono.
David Humphreys says, "Mr. Sulu, set course for the nearest star."
Krishna Jariwala presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Lysander Othin says, "Take care everyone."
Sabin Shade asks, "Can we dock to the station?"
Miles Prower chortles at Ivan Volkov.
Andrew Webster nods to Tyler Zahn.
Helios Bonzai just arrived.
Robert Colt waves to Lysander Othin.
Aedan Waterford presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tyler Zahn suddenly picks up Magdalena Lune and hefts her over his shoulder.
Tyler Zahn drops Magdalena Lune.
Kyrith Kemura bursts into tears!
Andrew Webster says to Tyler Zahn, "The end of an era."
Helios Bonzai hugs Magdalena Lune.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Neville Landon yells, "FIRST STAR TO THE RIGHT AND STRAIGHT ON TILL MORNING!"
Devin Garner says, "Alright everyone, take care and remember to use correct grammar and spelling always."
Christine Elestor sobs.
Joseph Underdark pokes Sabin Shade in the ribs. Neato!
Ather Jammoa presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Joseph Underdark moons you
Devin Garner yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Aedan Waterford yells, "TO HELL WITH OUR ORDERS."
Christine Elestor frowns.
Neville Landon suddenly punches Joseph Underdark! Ouch.
Iono Grono slaps Jason McDevitt! Ouch.
Iono Grono says, "gross"
Duncan West walks over and kicks Joseph Underdark! Ouch!
Jason White glares coldly at Joseph Underdark.
Clinton Waterbury says, "For anyone who wants my contact info, My e-mail adress for msn is clintonwaterbury@hotmail.com and my skypename is clintonwaterbury."
Tia Meissner gasps.
Christine Elestor suddenly punches Joseph Underdark! Ouch.
Neville Landon suddenly punches Iono Grono! Ouch.
James Didjermom hugs Fletcher Harris.
Jamie Floxx switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
James Didjermom hugs Millie Didjermom.
Fletcher Harris hugs James Didjermom.
Tia Meissner hugs Fletcher Harris.
Iono Grono walks over and kicks Neville Landon! Ouch!
David Humphreys asks, "You know, we're a rare group of people. Who else in this old, eye-candy world would devote their lives to a bunch of moving letters?"
Fletcher Harris hugs Tia Meissner.
Ryan Michael says, "My favort"
Jason White and Kyrith Kemura end their dance.
Sabin Shade hugs Fletcher Harris.
Fletcher Harris hugs Sabin Shade.
Fletcher Harris hugs Ivan Volkov.
Gideon Michailovic switches a message board reader on and peers at the screen.
Chuck Goff exclaims, "I salute you, the hosts. Well done!"
Magdalena Lune yawns suddenly, and collapses to the ground, asleep.
Lysander Othin says, "My screen name is Thorvald7070, I was othin..."
Ryan Michael says, "favorite post I ever wrote was messages to the staff 77"
Helios Bonzai says, "quite a few people really"
Gideon Michailovic switches a message board reader off.
Helios Bonzai grins.
Jason White sharply salutes Millie Didjermom.
Temple Smithye says, "anyone wants to e-mail me it is tbear4uray@aol.com"
Andrew Webster says, "Ready to go, I love you all."
Aedan Waterford says, "All my contact info is on my LJ info page. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=threyon"
Ather Jammoa nods to Millie Didjermom.
Neville Landon suddenly picks up Milo Keniston and hefts him over his shoulder.
Neville Landon drops Milo Keniston.
Neville Landon says, "Milo needs to be here for this."
Aedan Waterford says to Milo Keniston, "Welcome."
Neville Landon hugs Milo Keniston.
Andrew Webster says, "I hope to see you in various things in the future, and god speed to all of you."
Tyler Zahn says, "If anyone wants to share their contact info, there's also the forum. A thread in general would do."
Stefanie Richardson cheers for Milo Keniston.
Neville Landon says, "He isn't awake."
Tia Meissner just went south.
Chuck Goff says, "I propose a moment of silence for the passing of a legend."
Jason McDevitt nods.
Tia Meissner's group just arrived.
Tia Meissner disbands her group.
Neville Landon says, "But I'mn here."
Krishna Jariwala says, "my msn is krishnajariwala@hotmail.com"
Neville Landon says, "I'M"
Iono Grono removes a pair of shiny black boots from his feet.
Jason McDevitt says, "We'll never get silence out of this crowd."
Iono Grono drops a pair of shiny black boots.
As soon as a pair of shiny black boots hits the ground, it suddenly shatters into a billion pieces, never to be seen again.
Tyler Zahn nods.
Tom Gibson nearly vomits, but struggles to a half-sitting position and manages to hold it down.
Stan Seighburg says, "My contact info... well, it's not like it's not in my forum profile."
Ather Jammoa yells grandly, "Siiiiiilence!"
Iono Grono pulls some briefs down off his legs.
Tia Meissner says, "I've had a great time."
Jamie Floxx tears off a bra in a fit of passion.
Jamie Floxx tears off a t-shirt reading "The Universe Ended And All I Got Was Disintegrated Into My Constituent Particles" in a fit of passion.
Jamie Floxx tears off a pair of silky red silk panties in a fit of passion.
Jamie Floxx tears off a pair of bootcut dark denim jeans in a fit of passion.
Jamie Floxx tears off a pair of red rollerblades with beautifully colored butterflies painted along the sides in a fit of passion.
Jamie Floxx rips off all of her obvious clothing and stands before you, positively glowing with near nudity.
Gideon Michailovic says, "You will if you type ;shutdown()"
Gideon Michailovic glances around.
Jason White screams!
Tyler Zahn sighs at Jamie Floxx.
Freya Londunne blinks.
Iono Grono tears off a standard grey shipsuit in a fit of passion.
Iono Grono rips off all of his obvious clothing and stands before you, positively glowing with near nudity.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a pink lace bra in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a black vacuum-protected armored top in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a Smurfs t-shirt in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a pair of pink lace panties in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a black vacuum-protected armored bottom in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a pair of jeans sporting the Chasm logo in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a black vacuum-protected armored helmet in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a pair of neon pink rollerblades with flashing purple lights in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura tears off a marvelous holiday belt which resembles a wreath complete with red berries in a fit of passion.
Kyrith Kemura rips off all of her obvious clothing and stands before you, positively glowing with near nudity.
Maxel Quihotankin says, "Should anyone, for some reason *chuckle*.. want to catch me... solcien@yahoo.com That'll get you there."
Helios Bonzai just went south.
David Humphreys says, "I also have an LJ at http://www.livejournal.com/~questral and a xanga at http://www.xanga.com/brownsugarcinnamon_poptart."
Ivan Volkov exclaims, "Let my last words uttered on this game be FUCK YOU ALL!!!"
Freya Londunne gasps.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Jason White yells, "STOP IT!"
Aedan Waterford stares Kyrith Kemura in the eye. I wonder why that came about.
Christine Elestor blushes.
Lily Hartman grins at Ivan Volkov.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "ALL RIGHT!"
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Miles Prower yells, "YOU 2."
Robert Colt says, "Happy Trails"
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Neville Landon yells, "EVERYONE SHUT UP"
Krishna Jariwala tears off a pair of black silk boxer shorts in a fit of passion.
Krishna Jariwala rips off all of his obvious clothing and stands before you, positively glowing with near nudity.
Joseph Underdark says, "salut"
Helios Bonzai just arrived.
Iono Grono says, "yay"
Neville Landon says, "NOW"
Andrew Webster says, "My last words."
Neville Landon says, "NO TYPE"
Neville Landon says, "AT ALL"
Ather Jammoa says, "aim, maddogahj"
Andrew Webster says, "He's Going Ribs."
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Jason White yells, "SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!"
Temple Smithye sharply salutes Jason McDevitt.
David Humphreys sings:

"Some trails are happy ones, others are blue. It's the way you ride the trail that counts, here's a happy one for you. Happy trails to you until we meet again. Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then. Who cares about the clouds when we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather. Happy trails to you 'till we meet again. "

Christine Elestor blushes.
Temple Smithye sharply salutes Millie Didjermom.
Jason McDevitt exclaims, "One more trip! Good luck with everything, everyone!"
Temple Smithye pays close attention.
Gideon Michailovic says, "Let my last words be"
Gideon Michailovic asks, "IS THIS GOING TO HURT?"
Krishna Jariwala laughs.
Sabin Shade says, "Yes."
Aedan Waterford nods to Gideon Michailovic.
Mel Lavinia says, "it herts"
Jason McDevitt presses a large red button.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "It will be horrific pain."
Lysander Othin exclaims, "my last words shall be... I EAT BABIES!"
Stefanie Richardson tears off a black vacuum-protected armored top in a fit of passion.
Stefanie Richardson tears off a black vacuum-protected armored bottom in a fit of passion.
Stefanie Richardson tears off a black vacuum-protected armored helmet in a fit of passion.
Stefanie Richardson tears off a pair of diamond studded rollerblades in a fit of passion.
Stefanie Richardson rips off all of her obvious clothing and stands before you, positively glowing with near nudity.
The computer announces, "Determining vector to destination -- Andromeda Galaxy."
Robert Colt says, "crap"
Joseph Underdark says, "that almost never happens <- mine"
Tom Gibson smiles.
Christine Elestor frowns.
Christine Elestor blushes.
Aedan Waterford gasps.
The computer announces, "Powering up prototype H.S.O.T. phased drive."
Miles Prower chortles.
Iono Grono giggles quietly.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast laughs.
Ather Jammoa exclaims, "wo!"
Sabin Shade chortles.
Neville Landon chortles.
Tia Meissner says, "I HOPE THERE'S SHOPPING! My last words."
Millie Didjermom chortles.
Tony Matos chuckles.
The ship begins humming strangely.
Iono Grono says into the PA microphone, "hello!"
Christine Elestor smirks.
Mel Lavinia presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
The computer announces, "Twenty seconds to phase."
Ather Jammoa presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason White presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Krishna Jariwala presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys tears off some briefs in a fit of passion.
David Humphreys tears off a pair of shiny black boots in a fit of passion.
David Humphreys tears off a standard grey shipsuit in a fit of passion.
David Humphreys rips off all of his obvious clothing and stands before you, positively glowing with near nudity.
Aedan Waterford presses some buttons on the communication board.
To all ships in the sector, this ship transmits: "WE LOVE YOU MILKY WAY! GOOD NIGHT!"
Gideon Michailovic says, "There's no auth on this ship."
Tony Matos presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Fletcher Harris looks around a bit, "Er...has anyone seen my third elbow?"
The computer announces, "Ten seconds to phase."
James Didjermom presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
NamidaGreat Est presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Stan Seighburg says, "Uh oh."
Christine Elestor says, "Stop looing at the map. hahahaha."
Jason White exclaims, "STOP IT WILL YOU!"
The computer announces, "Five seconds."
Andrew Webster turns on a metachannel FTL communicator.
The computer announces, "Four."
The computer announces, "Three."
Miles Prower pokes Fletcher Harris in the ribs. Neato!
The computer announces, "Two."
Joseph Underdark says, "man i really dont want it to go"
The computer announces, "One."
Andrew Webster speaks into a metachannel FTL communicator.
[General Communication] Andrew Webster transmits, "And with that, I say, peace!"
With a bright flash of light, the view of stars outside the window suddenly disappears.
Tyler Zahn presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Lily Hartman hugs Garrett Joar.
Iono Grono screams!
Neville Landon presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
The computer announces, "Phased drive engaged. Onward!"
Sanity Assassin presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Miles Prower presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tyler Zahn presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jamie Floxx presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys says, "Ariana."
Muiri Sato presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Lysander Othin smiles.
Tony Matos presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Jason McDevitt presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Andrew Webster presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Millie Didjermom presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
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James Didjermom presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Mel Lavinia presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Onward! (unknown)
Current coordinates: (4, 8, 6)

Neville Landon presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ather Jammoa presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Sanity Assassin presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Gideon Michailovic presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ariana Hickerspoff asks, "What?"
Miles Prower presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
David Humphreys presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Stefanie Richardson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Honkey Hepherstein presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Krishna Jariwala presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ivan Volkov shakes his head.
Jason White presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Dorrin McVea presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Robert Colt presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Iono Grono says, "And now, ladies and gentlemen..."
Miles Prower presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
You fight the urge to cover your ears as Iono Grono yells, "THE ELK SHOW!"
Tom Gibson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ryan Michael presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Iono Grono sings:

"DOOO!
DO DO DO! DO DO DO!"

Ather Jammoa presses a button and brings up the starship's navigation controls.
Joseph Underdark says, "this is like the top of a roller coaster feeling"
David Humphreys says, "I love you."
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast asks, "Aren't we still moving?"
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tom Gibson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Blake Allen presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor says, "Stop."
Jason McDevitt says, "And we're off."
Neville Landon presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "Eh. I love you too, I guess."
Jason McDevitt sharply salutes.
coord
(4, 8, 6)
Clinton Waterbury presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Helios Bonzai presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor frowns.
Tyler Zahn says, "SO LONG EVERYONE."
Aedan Waterford presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Joseph Underdark says, "no dont do it"
Kyrith Kemura presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ethan Dombrowski, Who Be King Of Toast says, "Thanks, guys."
Sabin Shade presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tia Meissner sharply salutes.
Millie Didjermom sharply salutes.
Robert Colt nods.
Kyrith Kemura presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Mel Lavinia presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Temple Smithye presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tom Gibson presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
NamidaGreat Est presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Lily Hartman sharply salutes.
Jamie Floxx presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor exclaims, "Hhahahahha!"
Tyler Zahn sharply salutes.
Robert Colt nods to Jason McDevitt.
Joseph Underdark says, "we can keep it and not tell anyone"
Sabin Shade sharply salutes.
Gideon Michailovic sharply salutes Tyler Zahn.
Gideon Michailovic sharply salutes Jason McDevitt.
Andrew Webster sharply salutes.
Duncan West sharply salutes.
Freya Londunne shakes Millie Didjermom violently.
Iono Grono presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
NamidaGreat Est presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Christine Elestor presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Tony Matos presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Duncan West presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Aedan Waterford sharply salutes.
David Humphreys presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Ariana Hickerspoff says, "STOP IT."
salute
Ather Jammoa waves to Tyler Zahn.
Sanity Assassin sharply salutes.
You sharply salute.
Ryan Michael bows.
Temple Smithye says, "have a good one"
Chuck Goff presses a button, calling up the starmap, and studies it for a moment.
Helios Bonzai just went south.
Ather Jammoa sharply salutes.
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